Submissions by Vision_of_insanity
POEMS AND SHORT STORIES
Poet Introduction
Who cares
Have a blast!!
If you're gonna get high or pound down booze
Think before you act, sparking up that fuse
You don't want to end up like this guy here
Enjoy the 4th everyone!
Think before you act, sparking up that fuse
You don't want to end up like this guy here
Enjoy the 4th everyone!
#holiday
#motivational
#temptation #ThrillSeeking
#temptation #ThrillSeeking
164 reads
13 Comments
Memories Of You
Old flames never die
Something will ignite the past
Thoughts of you I love
Something will ignite the past
Thoughts of you I love
#haiku
#love
#memories
174 reads
12 Comments
I Dream of Jeannie
Beautiful woman in a harem dress
Released out of her bottle
Tony Nelson in need of SOS
Tony took her home, she was a kind and generous genie
She fell for Tony instantly
She told him her name is Jeannie
Major Nelson was humble and not at all greedy
Jeannie wanted to give him the world
The opposite of his friend Roger Healey
Major Healey was very good friends with Tony
He let him in on his little secret
He didn’t believe it, until one day he said, show me
Jeannie appeared before his eyes
Roger...
Released out of her bottle
Tony Nelson in need of SOS
Tony took her home, she was a kind and generous genie
She fell for Tony instantly
She told him her name is Jeannie
Major Nelson was humble and not at all greedy
Jeannie wanted to give him the world
The opposite of his friend Roger Healey
Major Healey was very good friends with Tony
He let him in on his little secret
He didn’t believe it, until one day he said, show me
Jeannie appeared before his eyes
Roger...
#nostalgia
#PopCulture
#rhyming
143 reads
8 Comments
A deer in the headlights
Lance Lyde of Vermont struck a deer on Highway 2. Not sure whether the deer was dead, the distraught man quickly got out of his truck and went to render aid. Just then, another car coming from the opposite direction hit the deer again. Lyde was impaled by the deer's antlers, killing him and whatever might have been left of the deer.
#animals
#cars
#death
#fiction
#satirical
153 reads
12 Comments
Ma'am, a fish took your husbands life
In July 2023, a Swedish man was killed by the fish he was trying to catch. The fish latched onto the fishing pole and fought ferociously for control of it. The man lost his balance, fell into the water & drowned. Police described the fish as "ordinary".
#death
#fish
#satirical #fiction
#satirical #fiction
185 reads
8 Comments
Should I or Should I Not Water?
Green is turning brown
Water bill will be sky high
Summertime headaches
Water bill will be sky high
Summertime headaches
#choices
#haiku
#summer
147 reads
6 Comments
The Mysterious Sickness
Bring your beauty onto me
Mysterious and distant
I can only imagine to see
We discovered our magic together
Mileage should never stop our love
Your valued more then any buried treasure
One day i will arrive, when you least suspect
Surprise!! Surprise!!
Let's make love, take off your dress
Your looks and appeal are stunning to my eyes
Your body, so beautifully developed
So sexy honey, I tell no lies
Days & weeks go by
Personality isn't what I like
A few more days, I'm saying goodbye
She...
Mysterious and distant
I can only imagine to see
We discovered our magic together
Mileage should never stop our love
Your valued more then any buried treasure
One day i will arrive, when you least suspect
Surprise!! Surprise!!
Let's make love, take off your dress
Your looks and appeal are stunning to my eyes
Your body, so beautifully developed
So sexy honey, I tell no lies
Days & weeks go by
Personality isn't what I like
A few more days, I'm saying goodbye
She...
#FallingInLove
#illness
#revenge
#rhyming
#support
208 reads
4 Comments
Keep your thoughts to yourself
You know you should have shut your fucking mouth
You blew it when you told me you loved me
It's a good thing you were on the phone when you said that
I would have embarrassed the shit out of you in public
You talk so much shit
I would love to shove it right down your throat
Nobody loves me
You want something from me
Everybody wants something
You say you love me and then you'll use it against me later
Like some courtroom scene
Love is a weapon
It's like pulling a loaded gun on me
You should have never fucked with me
It's...
You blew it when you told me you loved me
It's a good thing you were on the phone when you said that
I would have embarrassed the shit out of you in public
You talk so much shit
I would love to shove it right down your throat
Nobody loves me
You want something from me
Everybody wants something
You say you love me and then you'll use it against me later
Like some courtroom scene
Love is a weapon
It's like pulling a loaded gun on me
You should have never fucked with me
It's...
#hurt
#loneliness
#love #rejection
#love #rejection
190 reads
8 Comments
Damn Slobs
Andrea's husband became alarmed when he woke up one morning in 2000 and could not find his wife. Police arrived to find that the couple had filled nearly every inch of their home in Michigan. From floor to ceiling with stacks of clothing, dishes, boxes, newspapers, books and miscellaneous debris. After a ten-hour search, officers finally found Jessica buried under an enormous pile of trash, with a telephone in her hand. The husband was able to piece together what had probably happened: Jessica had a number of health problems, and was very likely trying to call for help when one of the...
#death
#dirty
#ignorance #satirical
#ignorance #satirical
186 reads
10 Comments
Interior Confinement
I hold myself in disdain
I don't give a fuck
I've got nothing to hide
No one understands
A part of me has died
Utopia rejected on Earth that's hell
My mind is lonely, no different from a cell
My body is sick, which I can't leave behind
What will it take to medicate the mind
Exit the womb to a tomb
Can't adjust
Alone in my room
Depend on my departed friend
Not remembering
How long has it been
If there's one thing I've learned
Comfort cannot be found
Nowhere to grow
Nobody's fault but mine ...
I don't give a fuck
I've got nothing to hide
No one understands
A part of me has died
Utopia rejected on Earth that's hell
My mind is lonely, no different from a cell
My body is sick, which I can't leave behind
What will it take to medicate the mind
Exit the womb to a tomb
Can't adjust
Alone in my room
Depend on my departed friend
Not remembering
How long has it been
If there's one thing I've learned
Comfort cannot be found
Nowhere to grow
Nobody's fault but mine ...
#loneliness
#motivational
#rhyming
#sadness
#TruthOfLife
169 reads
12 Comments
New York and it's Asinine Laws
New York has some really stupid laws
Recently I've been reading some of them
Here's a handful that are truly ridiculous
1) It's Illegal to Sell Dog or Cat hair
Well I hate both cats & dogs, so for me I think all animals should be banned
2) It's illegal to have a puppet show in your window
I've done that numerous times with placing a sock puppet on my cock
Several times my ex-girlfriend would get involved and decorate her torso and pussy with paints and makeups
Loads of fun
Many observers watched and I even...
Recently I've been reading some of them
Here's a handful that are truly ridiculous
1) It's Illegal to Sell Dog or Cat hair
Well I hate both cats & dogs, so for me I think all animals should be banned
2) It's illegal to have a puppet show in your window
I've done that numerous times with placing a sock puppet on my cock
Several times my ex-girlfriend would get involved and decorate her torso and pussy with paints and makeups
Loads of fun
Many observers watched and I even...
#freedom
#ignorance
#LifeStruggles
#politics
#rebellion
175 reads
12 Comments
The Sickening Couple
Luke Atmyass was found beating a sick small animal to death when he was 6 years old
That year Stella Virgin was born to a pair of drunks
By the time he was 12, Luke had caught the cold that would never leave him
As a child Stella already had thick ankles, a hunched back and thin hair
After leaving school, Luke went to work in a libraries office and stole reference books whenever he had the chance
Stella was employed behind the jewelry counter in a five & dime
She would amuse herself by loosening settings with a nail file so the stones would fall out,...
That year Stella Virgin was born to a pair of drunks
By the time he was 12, Luke had caught the cold that would never leave him
As a child Stella already had thick ankles, a hunched back and thin hair
After leaving school, Luke went to work in a libraries office and stole reference books whenever he had the chance
Stella was employed behind the jewelry counter in a five & dime
She would amuse herself by loosening settings with a nail file so the stones would fall out,...
#evil
#love
#murder
#relationships
#ShortStory
170 reads
18 Comments
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