Submissions by TheJBLFanpage (Pope Francis)
POEMS AND SHORT STORIES
Poet Introduction
I am a master in the art of erotic poetry
The Discordian Constitution
The Discord Constitution
Article [1] (Freedom of expression and religion)
The elite gamers shall not fabricate laws that impede on the freedom of speech, press, assembly, religion, or the right to assemble peacefully, and to form petitions to address the misuse of the hierarchical power of the server elites.
Article [2] (Right to Bear Diamond Swords)
The freedom to possess, carry, and defensively use a diamond sword is a necessity to keep the citizens of this great server, and their stature, from being dwindled by those coming from other realms or servers. Those who...
Article [1] (Freedom of expression and religion)
The elite gamers shall not fabricate laws that impede on the freedom of speech, press, assembly, religion, or the right to assemble peacefully, and to form petitions to address the misuse of the hierarchical power of the server elites.
Article [2] (Right to Bear Diamond Swords)
The freedom to possess, carry, and defensively use a diamond sword is a necessity to keep the citizens of this great server, and their stature, from being dwindled by those coming from other realms or servers. Those who...
#politics
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Bonds
I awake, my heart has sank, I go to repay my bond at the bank.
#hurt
527 reads
2 Comments
Fifty Shades of Green

#conflict
#sex
#BDSM #scifi
#BDSM #scifi
856 reads
2 Comments
Yoda BDSM

#sex
#BDSM
640 reads
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A Resturaunt Experience
Hungry we were,
Food we needed,
A resturaunt we see,
Seated were we,
Ordered we did,
Waited we shid,
30 minutes go by,
I pulled down my fly,
The food came,
Something I did'nt do,
It tasted like shit,
I threw me a fit,
The waitress was a bitch,
I decided to ditch,
I walked away,
I felt dismay,
She shit on the table,
I swear this aint a fable,
She saw me as I left,
She thought I pulled a theft,
I punched her in the groin,
And she...
Food we needed,
A resturaunt we see,
Seated were we,
Ordered we did,
Waited we shid,
30 minutes go by,
I pulled down my fly,
The food came,
Something I did'nt do,
It tasted like shit,
I threw me a fit,
The waitress was a bitch,
I decided to ditch,
I walked away,
I felt dismay,
She shit on the table,
I swear this aint a fable,
She saw me as I left,
She thought I pulled a theft,
I punched her in the groin,
And she...
#food
418 reads
1 Comment
Beat Thy Meat
Tis late at night with nobody around,
You cannot sleep, even though there is no sound,
You hear a knock at the door and run to answer,
You open the door and see a clown who is a Fortnite dancer.
You take a step back staring into the clowns eyes,
He looks back at me and says "beat thy meat" and proceeds to eat pies.
I go to my room with a change of heart,
I whip out my cock and began to do my part,
I beat thy meat and get a strange feeling,
I look up and see the cliwn on the ceiling,
I begin to run, but its no use,...
You cannot sleep, even though there is no sound,
You hear a knock at the door and run to answer,
You open the door and see a clown who is a Fortnite dancer.
You take a step back staring into the clowns eyes,
He looks back at me and says "beat thy meat" and proceeds to eat pies.
I go to my room with a change of heart,
I whip out my cock and began to do my part,
I beat thy meat and get a strange feeling,
I look up and see the cliwn on the ceiling,
I begin to run, but its no use,...
#sex
#scary
#monsters
562 reads
1 Comment
Twas The Night Before Part 2

#sex
#holiday
458 reads
2 Comments
Meganius Mindus

#sex
459 reads
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A Poem to Jah
You're name is Jah,
You are a god.
You're name is Jah
You are not a trog.
You're name is Jah,
You nuttend in Jah puffs.
You are Jah,
We are Jah.
You are a god.
You're name is Jah
You are not a trog.
You're name is Jah,
You nuttend in Jah puffs.
You are Jah,
We are Jah.
#religion
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Cocoa Puffs
It is morning when I decide to eat cocoa puffs. Lets lather them in white silk, let me grab the milk. My cocoa puffs are dry, their thirst must be quenched. Now that I have eaten, my other cocoa puffs are parched, and the only thing that can quench their thirst, is the moisture of your esophagus.
#sex
#sexy
440 reads
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The Boys

#love
407 reads
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He Heed
I lay in my bed that is in the shed. I am schlorping on Capri-Sun, this is very fun. I hear a sound from outside, I said hell naw bruh you is about to be fried. I open the door with a glock in my hand, I get hit in the cock and fall in some sand. I awake tied to a tree, my nipples are free, a man looked at me and said I could leave for a small fee. I look at the mans face and say out loud "this cannot be", Michael Jackson looks at me his face full of glee. I struggled to get free but he whipped out his hee-hee and began to pee on me. He approaches me and pulls on his white gloves, he says its...
#sex
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