Submissions by TheJBLFanpage (Pope Francis)
POEMS AND SHORT STORIES
Poet Introduction
I am a master in the art of erotic poetry
Bonds
I awake, my heart has sank, I go to repay my bond at the bank.
#hurt
495 reads
2 Comments
Fifty Shades of Green
#conflict
#sex
#BDSM #scifi
#BDSM #scifi
810 reads
2 Comments
Yoda BDSM
#sex
#BDSM
608 reads
0 Comments
A Resturaunt Experience
Hungry we were,
Food we needed,
A resturaunt we see,
Seated were we,
Ordered we did,
Waited we shid,
30 minutes go by,
I pulled down my fly,
The food came,
Something I did'nt do,
It tasted like shit,
I threw me a fit,
The waitress was a bitch,
I decided to ditch,
I walked away,
I felt dismay,
She shit on the table,
I swear this aint a fable,
She saw me as I left,
She thought I pulled a theft,
I punched her in the groin,
And she...
Food we needed,
A resturaunt we see,
Seated were we,
Ordered we did,
Waited we shid,
30 minutes go by,
I pulled down my fly,
The food came,
Something I did'nt do,
It tasted like shit,
I threw me a fit,
The waitress was a bitch,
I decided to ditch,
I walked away,
I felt dismay,
She shit on the table,
I swear this aint a fable,
She saw me as I left,
She thought I pulled a theft,
I punched her in the groin,
And she...
#food
387 reads
1 Comment
Beat Thy Meat
Tis late at night with nobody around,
You cannot sleep, even though there is no sound,
You hear a knock at the door and run to answer,
You open the door and see a clown who is a Fortnite dancer.
You take a step back staring into the clowns eyes,
He looks back at me and says "beat thy meat" and proceeds to eat pies.
I go to my room with a change of heart,
I whip out my cock and began to do my part,
I beat thy meat and get a strange feeling,
I look up and see the cliwn on the ceiling,
I begin to run, but its no use,...
You cannot sleep, even though there is no sound,
You hear a knock at the door and run to answer,
You open the door and see a clown who is a Fortnite dancer.
You take a step back staring into the clowns eyes,
He looks back at me and says "beat thy meat" and proceeds to eat pies.
I go to my room with a change of heart,
I whip out my cock and began to do my part,
I beat thy meat and get a strange feeling,
I look up and see the cliwn on the ceiling,
I begin to run, but its no use,...
#sex
#scary
#monsters
526 reads
1 Comment
Twas The Night Before Part 2
#sex
#holiday
428 reads
2 Comments
Meganius Mindus
#sex
424 reads
0 Comments
A Poem to Jah
You're name is Jah,
You are a god.
You're name is Jah
You are not a trog.
You're name is Jah,
You nuttend in Jah puffs.
You are Jah,
We are Jah.
You are a god.
You're name is Jah
You are not a trog.
You're name is Jah,
You nuttend in Jah puffs.
You are Jah,
We are Jah.
#religion
412 reads
0 Comments
Cocoa Puffs
It is morning when I decide to eat cocoa puffs. Lets lather them in white silk, let me grab the milk. My cocoa puffs are dry, their thirst must be quenched. Now that I have eaten, my other cocoa puffs are parched, and the only thing that can quench their thirst, is the moisture of your esophagus.
#sex
#sexy
387 reads
0 Comments
The Boys
#love
370 reads
0 Comments
He Heed
I lay in my bed that is in the shed. I am schlorping on Capri-Sun, this is very fun. I hear a sound from outside, I said hell naw bruh you is about to be fried. I open the door with a glock in my hand, I get hit in the cock and fall in some sand. I awake tied to a tree, my nipples are free, a man looked at me and said I could leave for a small fee. I look at the mans face and say out loud "this cannot be", Michael Jackson looks at me his face full of glee. I struggled to get free but he whipped out his hee-hee and began to pee on me. He approaches me and pulls on his white gloves, he says its...
#sex
453 reads
0 Comments
Twas The Night Before
Twas the night before Christmas when I had to take a shit, there was nobody around and I thought this is it. I ran to the bathroom with my ass cheeks clenched. On the way there I stubbed my toe on a wrench. I fell down the stairs and landed on my back. On the way down I got hit in my sack. My neighbors came over because they heard a loud whack. The bust through the door and ask wheres the paste, they see me on the floor and come over with haste. They ask what went down and I lay motionless with a frown. My nuts were busted and not in the good way, then I was rushed to the hospital on...
#hurt
318 reads
1 Comment
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