Submissions by SimpleTon
POEMS AND SHORT STORIES
Poet Introduction
Ebooks on for sale on Amazon under my real name John Garrett Seamons 1- Werewolf Cowboys of Wolfdon the legend of the Wolf Queen. 2- Robot Petshop in Space: Humans for Sale. 3- Letters from a Psychopah 4- Fat the ripper a fat serial killer
MISCELLANEOUS POEM
Published
9th Nov 2018 5:28pm
9th Nov 2018 5:28pm
Cock feeder victorian era
Suburban middle class teen
Tabetha was looking up her family tree on a laptop screen
Excited she screamed
"I found one daddy on the side of mummy. Look Mr fancy -pants my great, great, great grand father a victorian whose occupation was Cock Feeder."
Imagine being the ancestors of a professiona cock feeder!
Her father explained
"It is not a rent boy, pimp or proprietor of sex toys
It was someone who looked after fighting Cocks for sport
Your distant grandfather was an expert at raising Cocks
He handled multiple Cocks a day
He loved...
Tabetha was looking up her family tree on a laptop screen
Excited she screamed
"I found one daddy on the side of mummy. Look Mr fancy -pants my great, great, great grand father a victorian whose occupation was Cock Feeder."
Imagine being the ancestors of a professiona cock feeder!
Her father explained
"It is not a rent boy, pimp or proprietor of sex toys
It was someone who looked after fighting Cocks for sport
Your distant grandfather was an expert at raising Cocks
He handled multiple Cocks a day
He loved...
#satirical
#funny
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MISCELLANEOUS POEM
Published
2nd Nov 2018 8:39pm
2nd Nov 2018 8:39pm
Wild west show victorian era
Stomach empty
Pocket empty
Heads full of fleas
Mouth full of rotten teeth
Scabs on knees
Dirty soles of swollen feet
One among many
A mountain of skinny bodies
The bottom of a heap
The smallest Urchin
Nameless and homeless
Poverty stricken orphan
Contentedly sleeps
Dreams of Buffalo Bill
Imagines the Wild west Show
Hope for the hopeless
That is what the west is
Hope for the hopeless
A dream costs nothing but to those with nothing it means everything.
Long live the Wild West
Pocket empty
Heads full of fleas
Mouth full of rotten teeth
Scabs on knees
Dirty soles of swollen feet
One among many
A mountain of skinny bodies
The bottom of a heap
The smallest Urchin
Nameless and homeless
Poverty stricken orphan
Contentedly sleeps
Dreams of Buffalo Bill
Imagines the Wild west Show
Hope for the hopeless
That is what the west is
Hope for the hopeless
A dream costs nothing but to those with nothing it means everything.
Long live the Wild West
#satirical
#historical
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LOVE POEM
Published
24th Oct 2018 12:01pm
24th Oct 2018 12:01pm
You banked on the abundance of love I had for you
You banked on the abundance of love I had for you
Like a credit card without limit
You swipped it relentlessly Constantly using my heart like a cash machine
You depleted the balance
You ran up the overdraft
You swapped the credit for a debit card
Wasted every last penny I ever earned
You laughed untill your throat became sore
My heart has swallowed your debit card
There is no more faith in you
I have nothing left
I cannot afford to spare a tear to cry
Emotionally bankrupt
I have been declared null and void ...
Like a credit card without limit
You swipped it relentlessly Constantly using my heart like a cash machine
You depleted the balance
You ran up the overdraft
You swapped the credit for a debit card
Wasted every last penny I ever earned
You laughed untill your throat became sore
My heart has swallowed your debit card
There is no more faith in you
I have nothing left
I cannot afford to spare a tear to cry
Emotionally bankrupt
I have been declared null and void ...
#love
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LOVE POEM
Published
21st Oct 2018 12:34pm
21st Oct 2018 12:34pm
You couldnt tell the truth about a cup of tea.
You lied you didnt like the long life milk
You lied about the amount of sugar you took
You lied you couldnt find a spoon and stirred it with a fork
You lied about which hot beverage you bought
It turns out you ordered a coffee
It suddenly dawned on me
You couldnt tell the truth about a cup of tea.
Live without a v is lie
I do not want to live a lie.
I do not want to live with a liar.
You are not my cup of tea.
Leave.
You lied about the amount of sugar you took
You lied you couldnt find a spoon and stirred it with a fork
You lied about which hot beverage you bought
It turns out you ordered a coffee
It suddenly dawned on me
You couldnt tell the truth about a cup of tea.
Live without a v is lie
I do not want to live a lie.
I do not want to live with a liar.
You are not my cup of tea.
Leave.
#love
#breakup
#conflict
#lies
#betrayal
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MISCELLANEOUS POEM
Published
15th Oct 2018 4:27pm
15th Oct 2018 4:27pm
I get the hint
All your favoritism
All your nepotism
I will never be favourite
I do not want to be.
Don't send the freind request
Thumbs up was for Ceaser
Passing judgment on the lives of gladiators in the arena
Not some jumped up bird or geezer to like a picture of a sandwich or Avocado on social media
Or to write an inane comment which rarely makes sense for example
Well jealous mate
Happy birthday babe
LOL
Cute baby
Smiley face
Great Selfie
Copy and paste
You regurgitate the same puke everyday
Fake lies...
All your nepotism
I will never be favourite
I do not want to be.
Don't send the freind request
Thumbs up was for Ceaser
Passing judgment on the lives of gladiators in the arena
Not some jumped up bird or geezer to like a picture of a sandwich or Avocado on social media
Or to write an inane comment which rarely makes sense for example
Well jealous mate
Happy birthday babe
LOL
Cute baby
Smiley face
Great Selfie
Copy and paste
You regurgitate the same puke everyday
Fake lies...
#bullying
#LifeAsAWriter
#WritingPoetry
420 reads
DARK POEM
Published
12th Oct 2018 10:49pm
12th Oct 2018 10:49pm
Ghost of a nurse
The corridor was empty
The lights started flickering
You are on the top floor of an old building
You sit on a stone windowsill
You begin to feel ill
There is a sound of footsteps in the distance
The sound gets louder
The footsteps are closer
No one is there
The floorboards creek next to you
No one is there
Someone is watching you
No one is there
Someone is touching you gentley on the temple
No one is there
You sense something is looking after you.
A shadow appears on the wall
No one is there ...
The lights started flickering
You are on the top floor of an old building
You sit on a stone windowsill
You begin to feel ill
There is a sound of footsteps in the distance
The sound gets louder
The footsteps are closer
No one is there
The floorboards creek next to you
No one is there
Someone is watching you
No one is there
Someone is touching you gentley on the temple
No one is there
You sense something is looking after you.
A shadow appears on the wall
No one is there ...
#ghosts
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LOVE POEM
Published
4th Sep 2018 12:25pm
4th Sep 2018 12:25pm
Love french
French is the language of love
I could never learn French and I am useless at love - does that make sense?
Maybe if I had kept going to French class instead of sitting on my arse
I could have visited France and met a special lover
I could have been a Casanova but he was Italian so maybe I should have had Italian lessons
I could have ordered a pizza, met a pretty woman and been a bit of Don Juan - he was Spanish
Amigo, hola, Verde, Azul, uno, dos, tres - see i can speak a bit of that but it has never got me into a ladies heart (or pants)
Don Juan was a...
I could never learn French and I am useless at love - does that make sense?
Maybe if I had kept going to French class instead of sitting on my arse
I could have visited France and met a special lover
I could have been a Casanova but he was Italian so maybe I should have had Italian lessons
I could have ordered a pizza, met a pretty woman and been a bit of Don Juan - he was Spanish
Amigo, hola, Verde, Azul, uno, dos, tres - see i can speak a bit of that but it has never got me into a ladies heart (or pants)
Don Juan was a...
#love
452 reads
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MISCELLANEOUS POEM
Published
2nd Sep 2018 9:41pm
2nd Sep 2018 9:41pm
Loo joke toilet humour
#funny
449 reads
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MISCELLANEOUS POEM
Published
2nd Sep 2018 12:28pm
2nd Sep 2018 12:28pm
Magpie
#love
#money
#greed
422 reads
4 Comments
LOVE POEM
Published
1st Sep 2018 5:56pm
1st Sep 2018 5:56pm
Madness that love is
Sectioned in our own private mental asylum
We built a mental institution from our emotions
Your love is a straightjacket which binds me to insanity
Your love is handcuffs that keep me attached to irrationality
Together we have created a padded cell to keep us safe from the evil world
A therapy more powerful than any anti-psychotic medication
Independent mental patients
Things will get better so please be patient
As the madness gets stronger we need to be stronger
We need to be mad together for a lot longer!
We built a mental institution from our emotions
Your love is a straightjacket which binds me to insanity
Your love is handcuffs that keep me attached to irrationality
Together we have created a padded cell to keep us safe from the evil world
A therapy more powerful than any anti-psychotic medication
Independent mental patients
Things will get better so please be patient
As the madness gets stronger we need to be stronger
We need to be mad together for a lot longer!
#love
#hope
#family #MentalHealth
#family #MentalHealth
402 reads
2 Comments
DARK POEM
Published
1st Sep 2018 1:10pm
1st Sep 2018 1:10pm
Parrot
Polly the parrot you better get better
Without you I am going to become a serial killer
Innocent peoples lives depend on it!!
Actually no one is innocent in this world of garbage and lies
But without you to calm me down lots of corrupted people will die.
I only take my tablets because of you
The visions and voices stopped when I bought you
You say "Hello" which makes me feel loved
You say "fuck off" which makes me laugh
You let me stroke you and do a little dance
I feel Powerless watching you being sick
I am losing my grip
I will...
Without you I am going to become a serial killer
Innocent peoples lives depend on it!!
Actually no one is innocent in this world of garbage and lies
But without you to calm me down lots of corrupted people will die.
I only take my tablets because of you
The visions and voices stopped when I bought you
You say "Hello" which makes me feel loved
You say "fuck off" which makes me laugh
You let me stroke you and do a little dance
I feel Powerless watching you being sick
I am losing my grip
I will...
#love
#dark
#murder #animals
#murder #animals
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LOVE POEM
Published
30th Aug 2018 8:21pm
30th Aug 2018 8:21pm
More chance
I have more chance of winning the lottery than you loving me
I have more chance of winning gold at the Olympics for cycling and I cannot even ride a bike
I am a pacifist but have more chance of knocking out Antony Joshua in a fight
I have more chance of growing wings and starting to fly
I am more likely to change my name to Ulysses and go on an odyssey
Go to the gym and become as strong as hercules
Catching the yeti and sitting down with them for tea
I could spend a lifetime tracking you, chasing you, trapping you and hunting love from you
Your...
I have more chance of winning gold at the Olympics for cycling and I cannot even ride a bike
I am a pacifist but have more chance of knocking out Antony Joshua in a fight
I have more chance of growing wings and starting to fly
I am more likely to change my name to Ulysses and go on an odyssey
Go to the gym and become as strong as hercules
Catching the yeti and sitting down with them for tea
I could spend a lifetime tracking you, chasing you, trapping you and hunting love from you
Your...
#love
#loneliness
#rejection #breakup
#rejection #breakup
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