Submissions by ShadyBlocks

I hate all of this life man,
So fuck this shit and get in the van
We're going to drive to the sun,
And bring back aliens so the clouds can get some
Clouds do it right?
Does that mean they also fight?
Cloud wars!
Cloud whores!
No, I would not like to eat spaghetti,
Let's listen to INXS and dance on the jetty
What if my hand was pudding?
What if I was on a cliff and lost my footing?
Free fallin' bitch!
Though I don't think Tom Petty meant it quite like this
I'm in a weird mood right now,
Somewhere between I don't give a fuck, and I'm...

Poured out from a glass,
Greener than the finest grass
I'm a bitter bitch,
Just add sugar and it'll turn on my switch
Hazy yellow,
Colors seem surreal, with every sip, you get a little mellow
Your first glass makes that lady look kind of hot,
Your second makes you see she is dressed like that of one who is wealthy, and properly taught
By the time you've have your third glass,
You see she's a hideous old broad, who drinks gentleman's whiskey and talks with her mouth in her ass
As the plates pile up,
Your bill becomes more than the price of a truck...

Let's Drink Tea by Shady Blocks


Chapter 1

First birth was O.K., I'm here aren't I? Second birth was me inviting my flaws, and embracing them. Third birth was chance to breath and get away from my self. Fourth birth brought me back. Fifth birth stole me away forever.

I couldn't help but laugh when I walked in, maybe I was nervous, maybe a dark part of me thought it was funny, or maybe I was just laughing to feel better. Either way, one thing was certain, I was nervous. I took steps to make a name, but in one leap, they took my name, and turned me into something...