Submissions by Rhymedimewindchime
POEMS AND SHORT STORIES
Poet Introduction
Humorous asshole with no respect for anything, especially your beloved feelings. So keep your opinion to yourself if you find me offensive. Because honestly, i don't give a shit.
I Ohh En
A perfect day
my car so dirty
i move aside the nasty laundry
where am i
what have i done?
i sat on top of bubblegum
Oh brother
not again
i have no more peanut butter
To the store
to buy some food
Fuckin cops, they pull me over
They yell
They scream at me
I look down away at the street
A piece of paper
Whispy and wandering
Bounces along the ground right for me
I bend over
The police get louder
The small piece of paper says lottery
44-32-44-57
the numbers black
the...
my car so dirty
i move aside the nasty laundry
where am i
what have i done?
i sat on top of bubblegum
Oh brother
not again
i have no more peanut butter
To the store
to buy some food
Fuckin cops, they pull me over
They yell
They scream at me
I look down away at the street
A piece of paper
Whispy and wandering
Bounces along the ground right for me
I bend over
The police get louder
The small piece of paper says lottery
44-32-44-57
the numbers black
the...
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Abraham Lincoln's Beard
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Pimp Knuckle Sandwich
I had this trick ass bitch
her teeth so yellow from the peeing in it
She comes back with a black eye
there it was above her cheek
I says "Damn buy one get one fo' free!
Cause bitch i'm runnin' a sale this week."
her teeth so yellow from the peeing in it
She comes back with a black eye
there it was above her cheek
I says "Damn buy one get one fo' free!
Cause bitch i'm runnin' a sale this week."
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