Submissions by Mashersthe187

It was Henry Elephant’s birthday, his anticipation was growing
He was buzzing about the birthday party he was throwing
Henry sprung out of bed and was super excited
He picked up the list of all the friends he’d invited
Simon Peregrine was the first person he went to call for
After a while, Simon’s Mum came to the door

“He’s not coming out he’s been a naughty young peregrine
He’s only gone and got himself addicted to heroin
He won’t do the dishes and he won’t cut the grass
He just sits in his room shooting smack in his ass
His actions...