Submissions by Bandymandy65 (Dennis penison)

How did I get here, it's a bit of a blur?
I think I have a suit malfunction sir.

Made in sixty-five and has Paul on the name plate.
You only get one, so look after its mate.

Now I might have fallen out the odd tree.
Or dropped on my head a few times you see.

I've had a few sporting injuries and the odd stitch.
This could be the reason for why I twitch.


My body had a few bruises & strains.
Just one owner, but not everything remains.

The cabling to my server is very frayed.
Messages take ages an...

Robbie was a Rib you could tell he had good tone
Wet, warm and sticky you could even see his bone

He looked all sultry and had an engine like a rolls royce
The way he fell off the bone made women rather moist

His mates liked a laugh they always took the piss
Some days this made Robbie angry he didn't like being ribbed

This kinda talk just sent him rather spare
He just didn't join in, a reply was always rare



Karen was a corn on the cob and she was all steamy
With a look in her eyes which made her rather dreamy ...