Submissions by AbysmalOcean (Autumn Renee)

I was born on May 16th.

That makes me a Taurus.  

Apparently, that means I’m unforgivably stubborn and unapologetic-ally compassionate at the same time.  

I’m 5’11” but most days it seems I’m 3’2”.  

I’m right handed but I’ve pretty much mastered painting my fingernails with my left hand.  

I love bad puns and I strongly believe pineapple belongs on pizza.

I never learned how to whistle and I’m a sucker for a guy with a deep voice, and clean teeth.  

I believe there’s two types of people in this world: People who...

The art of craving something you will never be fed.



Only a fool is blind to the difference between love and lust. I don’t think you ever loved me, I just satisfied your cravings.

See, I don’t want to just be your midnight snack or guilty pleasure. I want to be each meal; breakfast, lunch and dinner. I want to be the meal you planned on having last week, not the occasional surprise desire your sweet tooth requires. I am not an all-you-can-eat buffet, you can’t self-serve whenever you please. I want to be the meal you spend time preparing for, a delicacy....