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Poetry competition CLOSED 12th November 2017 9:47pm
WINNER
Anonymous
sheild
RUNNER-UP: archetype23

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Advertising the F word

Posted: 5th November 2017 9:47pm
poet Anonymous

Poetry Contest

Take the word fuck and insert it into a ad slogan. more or less
Make a funny advert slogan by inserting expletives or alternate words.

Just fuck it
I'm fucking loving it
If you're hungry grab my .....

The best laugh will win

artistic merit bypassed



Posted: 6th November 2017 4:18am
ragealien63
ragealien63
Lost Thinker
Cambodia
Joined 7th July 2017
Forum Posts: 3
Harley Davidson - "American by birth. Rebel by choice." -----> "American by birth. Fucked by choice."

Posted: 6th November 2017 4:25am
Edited: 6th November 2017 4:26am
dejure
dejure
vick
Dangerous Mind
29awards
Joined 17th Aug 2015
Forum Posts: 2880
taste the fuck

(coca cola)

Posted: 6th November 2017 5:36am
poet Anonymous
http://waqy-fm.sagacom.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/13/files/2013/10/McDonalds-200x200.jpg

               I`m Fuckin` It


Posted: 6th November 2017 5:42am
poet Anonymous


                              It`s Finger Fuckin` Good!

Posted: 6th November 2017 5:46am
poet Anonymous
http://www.infopresse.com/Uploads/_cropped/gotmilk_1408646587_1432572674.jpg

                                                                         Got Fucked?

Posted: 6th November 2017 5:54am
poet Anonymous
http://wfxg.images.worldnow.com/images/6092581_vtf.jpg

                               Fuck Outside the Bun

Posted: 6th November 2017 5:56am
cold_fusion
cold_fusion
Tyrant of Words
Palestine 20awards
Joined 14th June 2017
Forum Posts: 5405
Hummer!

get fucked!
[get lost]

Land Rover
go beyond
getting fucked.

Posted: 6th November 2017 6:01am
poet Anonymous


                                   Fuck It Your Way!

Posted: 6th November 2017 6:27am
archetype23
archetype23
Tyrant of Words
United States 7awards
Joined 5th Oct 2013
Forum Posts: 3672
JACK IN THE BOX

try our new creamy, buttery
JACK'N OFF MY FUCKIN' COCK IN YOUR BOX
egg and sausage morning muffin

It'll make your whole fucking day

Posted: 6th November 2017 8:36am
dejure
dejure
vick
Dangerous Mind
29awards
Joined 17th Aug 2015
Forum Posts: 2880
http://www.anvang.vn/files/news/469/content/435/apple-slogan.jpg

Fuck different.

Posted: 6th November 2017 10:16am
LadyRain
LadyRain
Fire of Insight
2awards
Joined 4th Mar 2016
Forum Posts: 1404
LAYS - Betcha can't fuck just one.


Posted: 9th November 2017 00:36am
Edited: 9th November 2017 00:42am - edited 2 times
AtoMikbomb
AtoMikbomb
Fire of Insight
United States 13awards
Joined 1st Aug 2017
Forum Posts: 141
Folgers House (Arrest) Blend

🎶" The best part of fucking up
Is Folgers when you're stuck" 🎶

😆

Posted: 10th November 2017 5:51am
archetype23
archetype23
Tyrant of Words
United States 7awards
Joined 5th Oct 2013
Forum Posts: 3672
Verizon

"Can you fuck me now?"

Posted: 11th November 2017 3:49am
snugglebuck
snugglebuck
Dangerous Mind
United States 77awards
Joined 3rd Feb 2014
Forum Posts: 1873
[Hallmark Cards/i]

[i]When you want send the very best, "Fuck Off!"

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