The Competition Executioner

AH2 said:[quote-264439-Atakti]You better hope DU isn't down at the time the comp is due to end...

Actually, that could be funny.

I thought about that.

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The swift and unlooked blade often falls when least expected. You are lulled into a false sense of security by welcoming succubi and a few foul mouthed and foul tempered 'honest' men. Then it is all withheld leaving baffled minions to clamour for its fix.

Viddax said:[quote-264440-AH2][quote-264439-Atakti]You better hope DU isn't down at the time the comp is due to end...

Actually, that could be funny.

I thought about that.

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The swift and unlooked blade often falls when least expected. You are lulled into a false sense of security by welcoming succubi and a few foul mouthed and foul tempered 'honest' men. Then it is all withheld leaving baffled minions to clamour for its fix.

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I can understand why the spellchecker places a bloody drip under "unlooked"... It may be wanting the inclusion "for". (unlooked-for)

but why does it try to kill the word "clamour"? Clamor has no red drip underscore. Could it be that inclusion of "amour" is frowned upon by the spellchecker?

baffling old spellchecker! Doesn't recognize love! lol...

The for was executed on the gold course, loong before it could be marshalled into the sentence. As for clamour, the litery machine-spirit would rather have love than ravishment. But then that is the spellchecking firing squad for you; eager to kill the fun and have everything perfect when it is done.

I'll bet there's a rapper out there who is thinking of ending this comp with a LETHAL INTERJECTIONS poem.

"YO! YO! YO! YO IDIOT!
I'll ram your spammin slam man bot!
My words are WADsworthy. You'se not!
Here I am GUD who sucks the blud
from spellcheck axe. Bang gang attax
shoot yo ass and shut yo hole
wit dirt I stole from yo mama
Yo mama! Yo mama!

(Chicken scratch dubstep on vinyl.)

F##k U! U cant catch snatch
from a silk purse sow!

NEENEE! NAANAH! BOOGAHSHOO! BOW BOW!"

PS...no that above is not a poem from the rap group of the same name. That's my carp.

AH2 said:PS...no that above is not a poem from the rap group of the same name. That's my carp.

Carp? Sounds a bit fishy if you ask me. It is not fishing season so it is poaching then and that in turn means its criminal. Off with your head then! For the crime of using explosive words in a fishy manner to fish for comments.

Viddax said:[quote-264597-AH2]PS...no that above is not a poem from the rap group of the same name. That's my carp.

Carp? Sounds a bit fishy if you ask me. It is not fishing season so it is poaching then and that in turn means its criminal. Off with your head then! For the crime of using explosive words in a fishy manner to fish for comments.[/quote]

Fishing for comments?! You SNARK! (Wait... that's a typo...I mean shark! No...okay okay I confess: I mean YOU SNARKY SHARK!)
Who gave you a golden mask, executioner? As God is my witness (and don't say he's silent just because YOU can't hear him,) that "carp" WAS a typo. I meant "crap". I don't fish for comments because they are too small here to mean anything to me. Well...maybe yours mean something to me. . TY.

There's some scrambled eggs, for ya, love. I don't poach. Sunny side up eggs often break into ... oh never mind.

lol...

Drama rant aside, seriously, I put those links and rhymes in hopes someone might gather some inspiration and to perhaps spark some ideas of their own. Besides, I placed three comments on other entries here. so don't rap my hand for rapping to keep the flow.
I don't demand that anyone read my crap and comment to join in the comp! Shhhhheeeezzzzz.  

Okay, It's done. Heads up!...no...heads down.

Seems I have tossed this can of worms into a dead pool. I won't list the reasons why people didn't play. (Death to Apathy!)
But I will say thanks to those who did venture here to post something. This song is dedicated to you!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3iUi4vDPnOI