The Competition Executioner
Anonymous
Poetry Contest Description
Be the last to post your poem about an exectioner and WIN
Why not?! Post as much as you want, but writings must be on subject of executions. Any kind of execution you wish to imagine...or even a famous execution of a person (or idea) that is factual.
The last person to post before the clock is killed and the deadline met WINS. That means at least one of the guys here will have to set his alarm to wake himself up from dreams of kissing women in his boxer shorts...just so he can have a chance at grabbing a trophy with the title of "COMPETITION EXECUTIONER".
All poetry submitted will be read by me and I'll try to comment on each, so long as you can handle a wee bit of snark treat (which I sometimes toss.)
One week.
PS If a mod executes this thread, I'm okay with it. I won't die. Just tell me why you end it.
Yes, as ML suggests: the last submission must be a valid entry still relevant to the topic of executioner or execution. Not just a quacky scream resembling, "AXXXXXX WHACKS".
The last person to post before the clock is killed and the deadline met WINS. That means at least one of the guys here will have to set his alarm to wake himself up from dreams of kissing women in his boxer shorts...just so he can have a chance at grabbing a trophy with the title of "COMPETITION EXECUTIONER".
All poetry submitted will be read by me and I'll try to comment on each, so long as you can handle a wee bit of snark treat (which I sometimes toss.)
One week.
PS If a mod executes this thread, I'm okay with it. I won't die. Just tell me why you end it.
Yes, as ML suggests: the last submission must be a valid entry still relevant to the topic of executioner or execution. Not just a quacky scream resembling, "AXXXXXX WHACKS".
MadameLavender
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Guardian of Shadows
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I think you should amend to ask for quality submissions, so the last person to post, doesn't throw in some nonsense gibberish, just to win. Just a thought ! :)
Madintellect
Mike stew
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Mike stew
Fire of Insight
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AH2 said:Why not?! Post as much as you want, but writings must be on subject of executions. Any kind of execution you wish to imagine...or even a famous execution of a person (or idea) that is factual.
The last person to post before the clock is killed and the deadline met WINS. That means at least one of you guys is going to have to set his alarm to wake him up from dreams of kissing women in his boxer shorts...just so he can have a chance at grabbing a trophy with the title of "COMPETITION EXECUTIONER".
All poetry submitted will be read by me and I'll try to comment on each, so long as you can handle a wee bit of snark treat (which I sometimes toss.)
One week.
PS If a mod executes this thread, I'm okay with it. I won't die. Just tell me why you end it.
executioner
solution?.sure!
confusion your
thinking about
while sinking in doubt
is not going to change theirvote
then the judge spoke, & what came out his throat?
"guilty!"
then reality sank in
buddies like "holy wtf was I thinking?!"
he sat on the electric chair and fried the following weekend.
"Execution" By: Mike Stewart® 2014©
The last person to post before the clock is killed and the deadline met WINS. That means at least one of you guys is going to have to set his alarm to wake him up from dreams of kissing women in his boxer shorts...just so he can have a chance at grabbing a trophy with the title of "COMPETITION EXECUTIONER".
All poetry submitted will be read by me and I'll try to comment on each, so long as you can handle a wee bit of snark treat (which I sometimes toss.)
One week.
PS If a mod executes this thread, I'm okay with it. I won't die. Just tell me why you end it.
executioner
solution?.sure!
confusion your
thinking about
while sinking in doubt
is not going to change theirvote
then the judge spoke, & what came out his throat?
"guilty!"
then reality sank in
buddies like "holy wtf was I thinking?!"
he sat on the electric chair and fried the following weekend.
"Execution" By: Mike Stewart® 2014©
Anonymous
I can imagine the mental wrestle of the executed one there, MI. Leaves one feeling that those who convicted him did not give him much thought in the trial either. Bad defense lawyer too probably. I am sure somewhere in history there is more than one true case of people unfairly put to death. Kudos for making a strong impression with brevity that feels like sudden death.
Anonymous
Oh well... wanna waste some time with me?
( A kind of Xecution): http://deepundergroundpoetry.com/poems/162001-medusa-mash/
( A kind of Xecution): http://deepundergroundpoetry.com/poems/162001-medusa-mash/
violet
Vi
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Vi
Dangerous Mind
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I wrote my nonsensical gibberish with invisible digital ink. I reckon you should let me win for being so fuckin' original.
;)
johnrot
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Tyrant of Words
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you have to take a pencil and paper and scribble across the monitor to see the indent of my entry......
violet
Vi
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Vi
Dangerous Mind
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Joined 13th Feb 2011 Forum Posts: 2523
I think JR outdid me.
Anonymous
johnrot said:you have to take a pencil and paper and scribble across the monitor to see the indent of my entry......
ah yes. I am familiar with that method. I used to work as a layout artist in a plant that made bronze plaques. It's called a rub.
Place paper on inscription of plate and brush thick lead pencil over the letters. the result is an image of the memorial plaque.
Very smooth, your entry John. :)
ah yes. I am familiar with that method. I used to work as a layout artist in a plant that made bronze plaques. It's called a rub.
Place paper on inscription of plate and brush thick lead pencil over the letters. the result is an image of the memorial plaque.
Very smooth, your entry John. :)
Atakti
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Tyrant of Words
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Joined 1st Aug 2012 Forum Posts: 3273
You better hope DU isn't down at the time the comp is due to end...
Actually, that could be funny.
Actually, that could be funny.