Poetry competition CLOSED 30th March 2014 2:43pm
WINNER
TLIFD (Rope)
TLIFD (Rope)
RUNNER-UP:
jamesvan7
Rap Battle
I don't know what y'all
Do in the boondocks
But a date isn't
A hand puppet; cousin,
Or something fuck
with four stomachs
And don't be telling people
About your lingerie
Or your panties
Nobody cares about
The special moments
You had with your granny
I think it's funny
your name is snugglebuck
Is it the nickname
Tank in jail gave you
When you played
Wrestle fuck
Do in the boondocks
But a date isn't
A hand puppet; cousin,
Or something fuck
with four stomachs
And don't be telling people
About your lingerie
Or your panties
Nobody cares about
The special moments
You had with your granny
I think it's funny
your name is snugglebuck
Is it the nickname
Tank in jail gave you
When you played
Wrestle fuck
Wanna talk shit cuz I'm from the country
Better stick to your day job
If you ever want to make any money
Bluerose your shits weak
Save your breath
Don't speak
Cuz all I'm hearing is blah blah blah
Like a damn peanut strip
I shoot quick from the hip
Y'all can't handle it
Go on and call me gay
It's ok
I'll remember that
When I got your girl on her back
Begging me not to stop
Man I'm hot
Spit fire
Swig gasoline
And let the bitch burn higher
None of you mother fuckers can keep up
Maybe this competition was a waste of time
Take a number
Get in line
You gonna be waiting all your life
I already one
That's it
I'm done
Better stick to your day job
If you ever want to make any money
Bluerose your shits weak
Save your breath
Don't speak
Cuz all I'm hearing is blah blah blah
Like a damn peanut strip
I shoot quick from the hip
Y'all can't handle it
Go on and call me gay
It's ok
I'll remember that
When I got your girl on her back
Begging me not to stop
Man I'm hot
Spit fire
Swig gasoline
And let the bitch burn higher
None of you mother fuckers can keep up
Maybe this competition was a waste of time
Take a number
Get in line
You gonna be waiting all your life
I already one
That's it
I'm done
My talk ain't cheap
a rock you a lala bye
make you count sheep
put you in headlock
Put your big ass to sleep
knock your house down
cause I've walk the streets
fought a bully man bigger than me
almost got jagged for calling me weak
I'll still stand tall
while your nigga's still stumble and crawl
now stop getting whipped
and accept your downfall
a rock you a lala bye
make you count sheep
put you in headlock
Put your big ass to sleep
knock your house down
cause I've walk the streets
fought a bully man bigger than me
almost got jagged for calling me weak
I'll still stand tall
while your nigga's still stumble and crawl
now stop getting whipped
and accept your downfall
Downfall? Mother fucker I'm running this shit
Keep fucking around and get hit
Might as well just sow up your lip
Just sit there and look pretty
Or stand around
In the background like p. diddy
You're a sorry excuse for a rapper
I've wrote better rhymes on the crapper
This my game I'm runnin the show
Gonna end up with a tag on that big toe
Keep fucking around and get hit
Might as well just sow up your lip
Just sit there and look pretty
Or stand around
In the background like p. diddy
You're a sorry excuse for a rapper
I've wrote better rhymes on the crapper
This my game I'm runnin the show
Gonna end up with a tag on that big toe
Anonymous
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I'm not a rapper
never will be
take a deep breath
count to three
smoke hillbilly weed
you mad at me
Please!
I run around you in circles,
you got nothing on me
I'll pimp slap you with my big toe
leave you breathless on the floor
You sit your ass down
crusty clown
I'M RUNNING YOUR SHOW NOW
now bow the fuck down.....
never will be
take a deep breath
count to three
smoke hillbilly weed
you mad at me
Please!
I run around you in circles,
you got nothing on me
I'll pimp slap you with my big toe
leave you breathless on the floor
You sit your ass down
crusty clown
I'M RUNNING YOUR SHOW NOW
now bow the fuck down.....
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