Poetry competition CLOSED 24th October 2013 9:01pm
WINNER
PsychicApocalypse (Darker Half)
PsychicApocalypse (Darker Half)
RUNNERS-UP:
skinnyjean
and UnMaskedNoise
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Hypothetically
Poetry Contest Description
What if I said.....Hypothetically of course
Basically dig deep and lets say what if I would have told that person that. Write a poem saying....Hypothetically of course what if I...you have to use those words. No collabos. No more than three poems. You can use one old poem. Good Luck. The link should help.
XOXO~Dark Angel.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLs9p9vLDKo&list=LLu_F-HDXBnEQpzDa2rDYRcA
XOXO~Dark Angel.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLs9p9vLDKo&list=LLu_F-HDXBnEQpzDa2rDYRcA
Hypothetically speaking what would you do,
If I said I have, and have always loved you?
[font=Impact]Oh, you would stop talking to me?
It would be awkward with me?
I guess I can see that, but isn't it good?
That it was only hypothetical, like it should.
Ah, it's okay, we don't have to part.
It was only hypothetical, it's not like you ripped out my heart.[/font]
If I said I have, and have always loved you?
[font=Impact]Oh, you would stop talking to me?
It would be awkward with me?
I guess I can see that, but isn't it good?
That it was only hypothetical, like it should.
Ah, it's okay, we don't have to part.
It was only hypothetical, it's not like you ripped out my heart.[/font]
That line didn't have enough flexibility for me personally, but I'm entering it anyway. Welcome everyone to the free world 
True story
Hypothetically speaking would you hold it against me?
If I told you I think your body is freaking amazing?
Would like to climb you like a tree?
You know just hypothetically..
So not literally speaking but your kemp locks of hair
Could look even better, with my fingers running through them
And your pants around your ankles,
that firm arse finally out of those jeans
No seriously I don't get serious lol,
Look I'm even laughing
Not hinting at anything
But I'm not going to lock the door as I take my bath
I've got strawberry bubble bath and a full tub of ice cream
Lol I actually do have those things, but that whole question was hypothetical
I'm too dirty for a choir girl
You're welcome to help me get clean
Just kidding
Totally kidding.....
True story
Hypothetically speaking would you hold it against me?
If I told you I think your body is freaking amazing?
Would like to climb you like a tree?
You know just hypothetically..
So not literally speaking but your kemp locks of hair
Could look even better, with my fingers running through them
And your pants around your ankles,
that firm arse finally out of those jeans
No seriously I don't get serious lol,
Look I'm even laughing
Not hinting at anything
But I'm not going to lock the door as I take my bath
I've got strawberry bubble bath and a full tub of ice cream
Lol I actually do have those things, but that whole question was hypothetical
I'm too dirty for a choir girl
You're welcome to help me get clean
Just kidding
Totally kidding.....
What if I
choose,
decided,
to ever tell you the truth.
Hypothetically.
What would you say,
If one day,
I happened to say,
that I love you.
Hypothetically.
Because I know this girl,
who like this boy,
and is afraid to confess.
She'd like to know,
the reactions you'd show,
and what he would express.
Hypothetically.
So,
What if one day,
I told you how,
I truly feel,
What if I spilled,
the feelings in me,
would you give me scars
that can't be healed.
Hypothetically.
What if I
suddenly reach,
for a small touch of you lips.
with a kiss?
I'd like to know the answer
of this hypothesis.
Now please remember,
I'm asking out of curiosity.
I don't mean this actually.
*Pshh*
It's not like I hold you dearly
I'm content being with you constantly,
It's not like...
like..
I love you, really.
Everything I just said,
was meant to be taken,
Hypothetically.
Anonymous
http://www.parasitesinhumans.org/pictures/toxoplasma-gondii-life-cycle.gif
HYPOTHETICALLY, NO REALLY, PORK IS BAD FOR YOU!
THE MICE WHO NO LONGER FEARED CATS
The testimony of the mouse:
I really was not feeling well
So I went to Dr. MouseFeelBetter
Sent my blood off to the CDA
Found out it was toxoplasmosis
Doctor told me to beware of cats
Guess what: I no longer feared them
So all the other mice
Called me “crazy”
The testimony of the cat:
I never really craved mice
I got elite cat-food
But this little mouse
Kept teasing me
Clearly he was not afraid of me
Imagine that
A mouse who is not afraid of a cat!
I had to eat him, of course
Make an example of him at that!
The testimony of the scientist:
One-third of people around the world
Have been infected with toxoplasma
Probably have dormant cysts in their brains
Could cause schizophrenia
Could cause suicide
In pregnant women – miscarriage
Before you throw out kitty
Remember – main source is PORK!
The testimony of Two Religions:
The faith of the Jews
The faith of the Muslims
For them PORK is TABOO
How come they were so smart
At a time before science got hot
It is not too late for you
Pork is just plain bad for you!
The testimony of the Cat Lady:
Do not throw out your cat
He is the cleanest of domesticated animals
Just keep the litter-box clean
Make sure the cat is indoors
Take pork out of your diet
It will help keep you and your family HEALTHY!
http://newscenter.berkeley.edu/2013/09/18/toxoplasma-infection-permanently-shifts-balance-in-cat-and-mouse-game/
HYPOTHETICALLY, NO REALLY, PORK IS BAD FOR YOU!
THE MICE WHO NO LONGER FEARED CATS
The testimony of the mouse:
I really was not feeling well
So I went to Dr. MouseFeelBetter
Sent my blood off to the CDA
Found out it was toxoplasmosis
Doctor told me to beware of cats
Guess what: I no longer feared them
So all the other mice
Called me “crazy”
The testimony of the cat:
I never really craved mice
I got elite cat-food
But this little mouse
Kept teasing me
Clearly he was not afraid of me
Imagine that
A mouse who is not afraid of a cat!
I had to eat him, of course
Make an example of him at that!
The testimony of the scientist:
One-third of people around the world
Have been infected with toxoplasma
Probably have dormant cysts in their brains
Could cause schizophrenia
Could cause suicide
In pregnant women – miscarriage
Before you throw out kitty
Remember – main source is PORK!
The testimony of Two Religions:
The faith of the Jews
The faith of the Muslims
For them PORK is TABOO
How come they were so smart
At a time before science got hot
It is not too late for you
Pork is just plain bad for you!
The testimony of the Cat Lady:
Do not throw out your cat
He is the cleanest of domesticated animals
Just keep the litter-box clean
Make sure the cat is indoors
Take pork out of your diet
It will help keep you and your family HEALTHY!
http://newscenter.berkeley.edu/2013/09/18/toxoplasma-infection-permanently-shifts-balance-in-cat-and-mouse-game/
