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If You could rule the world..

Devilish
Dangerous Mind
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Poetry Contest

What would you do if Ruler?
If you could rule the world for just a day
what would you do with it?

No specific format
No specific length
No specific amount of entries.

I had a dream I ruled the world for a day ..lol.
You can only imagine the demands I made.. If not
I'll be back to post them.


Devilish
Dangerous Mind
United States 15awards
Joined 24th July 2011
Forum Posts: 1744

1. All females over 18 must show me the goods..
2. Um refer back to rule one.. =)..

lightbaron
Dangerous Mind
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Joined 19th Jan 2012
Forum Posts: 2374

As I readily rule my world
     throned on the star of my choosing
I would gracefully walk to the shared space
     of "the" world,
     and roll the heads of any king
     or queen that think
     their rule extends
     outside their realm

If my ego and skin alone
traversed this playground
of the in-between,
and garnered power
then shit-

I
could see a trickle down theory
where Devilishs' must see implication
could be extended to a harem of indulgence obsessed vixens
tending the poppies while chanting ay papi
and milking them both
I
could envision the book of revelation
enacted on world wide stage
where as ruler I am beast
and saviour
I
can see a vast
so vast
of a crock pot
being stirred with lysergia,
Yoga,sci-fi,divination,voo-doo and eye of newt
dashed with
insanity,illumination and intoxication
every person force fed
to entertain me
court jesters
them all

I would make a terrible ruler
as would anyone
that can't stick to their owned damned
sphere

Firebyrd
Dangerous Mind
United States 18awards
Joined 29th Jan 2012
Forum Posts: 200

If I Ruled The World

I'd get rid of diamonds and pearls
and learning Tae Kwon Do would be
mandatory for every girl.

Fuck ponytails and curls.
It would be like The Thunderdome all over the world

I'd teach women how to be the fairer sex
by using lode stones and hexes, then I'd
have a Bon Fire at the mall and burn up
up all the dresses

I'd get mad confessions...
from every serial rapist across the globe
as I would have each one of them disrobe
Then by a bull they'd get rode till there
bodies were cold
My maniacal laughter is all that you'd hear
as every pedophile would tremble in fear
With no where to run I'd capture them all
put clamps on there dicks and chains on their balls

and if that's not enough then just you wait and see..
each clamp and chain would get jolts of electricity!
Politics would not exist... only music and arts would rule
and for this I'd change all curriculum in school

No more report cards or home work each day..
You would get good grades if learned how to play
If you played guitar or drums or even a bass
I'd pass out A's all over the place!

If I ruled the world there would be peace indeed
because I would be the one to legalize weed!!
Yep ... yes I would no doubt about it
Just like American Express No one could leave home without it!
I'd have express your self day for the world to behold
While we sang Beatles tunes and kept passing the bowl...
Or bong if you prefer what ever floats your boat..
Oh yeah and I would buy one of those Matrix coats...

I'd walk around in my leather coat, with my crown on my head
but for sure every hungry child in the world would get fed
No more stock exchange ...no more people who were "super rich"
and they would all hate me
in fact they'd name me Queen Bitch
I would call David Duchovny and take him out on a date
Yes If I ruled the world....
I'd be the one they loved to hate!

 

JadieAngelik
Poison Penmanship
Thought Provoker
United States
Joined 14th Apr 2012
Forum Posts: 325

1.Bring back the world a few hundred centuries.
2. reside as a king in the new world,

ShadyBlocks
Thought Provoker
United States
Joined 7th Aug 2012
Forum Posts: 128

If I Ruled The World...
I would abuse my power
And fuck as many people as possible in one day

Devilish
Dangerous Mind
United States 15awards
Joined 24th July 2011
Forum Posts: 1744

I fucking love all of you .. Thank you so much. And Shady "So would I".. lol. But only if I didn't have to do any work.. Thanks everyone.

Cannaballester
Thought Provoker
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Joined 3rd Jan 2012
Forum Posts: 112

MrAlptraum
Mr A
Dangerous Mind
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Joined 24th Dec 2011
Forum Posts: 1878

"if only"


I've been living a life as a minimalist
and not by choice
but by humanity's brutal nature
I've been kicked, punched and robbed
on every ill-trodden avenue

been told to find god a few times
it's an easy walk once enlightened
but I can't help thinking
if there is a god and he crafted this
then I can do nothing but resent him
and his ego-massaging religions

if there is a god
we should swap shoes
just for a little lifetime or two -

let me be the point of man's scriptures
as I part the sea for the Romans
and give virgin Mary a fatal syphilis
just to see
what's written in the good book

would this divine interference
be the work of a god?

if I was god
I'd brush you all under the carpet
and start again
this time I'd fuck a Celtic pagan
and let him shit Jesus out
in the appropriate bush
and watch this beast-race repeat itself

Devilish
Dangerous Mind
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Joined 24th July 2011
Forum Posts: 1744

MrAlptraum said:"if only"


I've been living a life as a minimalist
and not by choice
but by humanity's brutal nature
I've been kicked, punched and robbed
on every ill-trodden avenue

been told to find god a few times
it's an easy walk once enlightened
but I can't help thinking
if there is a god and he crafted this
then I can do nothing but resent him
and his ego-massaging religions

if there is a god
we should swap shoes
just for a little lifetime or two -

let me be the point of man's scriptures
as I part the sea for the Romans
and give virgin Mary a fatal syphilis
just to see
what's written in the good book

would this divine interference
be the work of a god?

if I was god
I'd brush you all under the carpet
and start again
this time I'd fuck a Celtic pagan
and let him shit Jesus out
in the appropriate bush
and watch this beast-race repeat itself



This could be our wedding song.. =).. Wow. Go for the throat is what I love about ya...

Kou_Indigo
Karam L. Parveen-Ashton
Tyrant of Words
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Joined 15th Sep 2011
Forum Posts: 2808

- Love, Reinvented -

If I were given the fair mantle of goddess of love,
By all the divines who reign from heavens above…
I would make of love a finer thing, more glorious,
So that it would make lovers sing out, uproarious!
Imagine if lovers could merge their very spirits too.
And know ecstasies that much greater, more true,
Than any humankind has imagined in poetic verse.
Imagine love undying, never fading for the worse…
But growing more magical, with each kiss shared,
Lending the heart strength so it cannot be scared!
And that is but the beginning of my blessings kind,
I would make love truly free for every soul to find.

No soul to be lonely, but every heart fully paired…
Knowing love eternal, with not a pleasure spared!
The angels would rejoice at my creation so lovely,
And all humanity would be granted angelic beauty.
Death would be undone, so love could so endure,
Without age to take from us, those we love sure…
No longer, would passion be solely to create life.
I would make of it an art, and with it end all strife!
No need for jealousy if love is the birthright of all,
And no need for guilt when lust leads none to fall.
I would make lust a virtue, with love as its’ guide,
With not a wickedness to taint it or within it abide.

We would all be as gods then, each in a paradise,
With no boundaries or barriers, nor society’s lies!
If two hearts be in love, even if the same gender…
I would bless their union, and make it the grander.
We need not the limits that are imposed so cruel…
By those who invent “morals” they use like a fool!
Let love be our law, and let life take its’ courses…
Leaving us to live life fully, marveling at its’ forces.
If I could reinvent love I would do all this so well,
That love would redeem even the damned in Hell.
This is the blessing I would bestow upon creation,
If I were a powerful goddess, of love and elation!

Kou_Indigo
Karam L. Parveen-Ashton
Tyrant of Words
United States 70awards
Joined 15th Sep 2011
Forum Posts: 2808

- I Wish I Was A Goddess -

I wish I was a goddess, of serene beauty like the night.
Then I would live forever, and not need Heaven’s light!
For I could build a paradise, to rival Eden in its’ prime;
Both men and women would love me in ways sublime!
I would wear the finest garments, spun on angel looms,
And dwell in a temple with at least a thousand rooms…
No sacrifices to desecrate the altar of my eternal glory.
I would be a true living bible where is written my story!

My elect would be immortal, in this life as well the next,
And our garden would be like in Babylon, of elder text.
Flowers and plants of every hue and scent hanging fair,
From the towers of my temple, where the faithful dare!
Birds would make their nests atop the columns so tall…
And both marble and jade would adorn each high wall.
An amethyst arch would frame a gate of sapphire blue,
With no angel to keep mortals away, from what is true.

Like Elysium it would be and I would be as I am there,
Not trapped in human shell, but given my original share.
The sibling of the Light Bearer: illuminated and divine…
A goddess and a god, whose own light would so shine!
My wings would be six-fold, and my hair long, flowing,
Whilst my eyes would be all of azure: and also glowing.
Love would be my law, and I would bring it to all living,
Until the world was at peace, from the act of my giving!

Would that it were, I was granted such a glorious wish,
By the one who first made me, and then cast me away!
But now I am mortal, and the beauty I crave much less,
Than what I would be like within my true: angelic dress.
But I wish I was a goddess, once more to Heaven fly…
So that I would never need to age, or ever have to die!
But I can still look beautiful, in my humble, human way.
I can walk in each night, and dance by the light of day!

Poetryman
Tyrant of Words
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Joined 14th Aug 2011
Forum Posts: 1541

"If I were the King of the world
Tell you what I'd do
I'd throw away the cars and the bars and the wars
And make sweet love to you"

Joy To The World written by Hoyt Axton, and made famous by the band Three Dog Night...

Well that's what I would do. On the other hand, if I was God....

God please touch the world and heal it with your love
If I was you it's what I would do
Touch every child sick with a cold
Touch every young one born with defects
A nasty word to say they are less than the rest
Touch children born without love in their lives
Born without food and without hope
Touch them because I can't heal them
To lay your hands on all that is broken
All that is not pure in those too young to be impure
If I was you it's what I would do
Touch little Ro-Ro and make Autism vanish from the world
Touch all the boys and girls who cannot hear your voice
Who cannot see your light or understand your words
And even those who can, simply because they are innocent
Because they are simple and because they are yours
Heal every broken bone and every broken heart
Because someday they will be like me
Someday they will have given up
Given up hope, if they ever had any
Given up on love, knowing it will never come
If I could heal them I would give up my life
If I was you it's what I would do

"Touch"
by JJ Johnson
5/22/2002

Devilish said:If you could rule the world for just a day
what would you do with it?

No specific format
No specific length
No specific amount of entries.

I had a dream I ruled the world for a day ..lol.
You can only imagine the demands I made.. If not
I'll be back to post them.


Devilish
Dangerous Mind
United States 15awards
Joined 24th July 2011
Forum Posts: 1744

Awe.  I am in need of someone to make sweet (sadistic morally wrong) love to me.. lol. Thank you both so much for your entries.. And Indigo you are a goddess to me sweety..

poet Anonymous

IF I COULD RULE THE WORLD

It is so hard to be ruler of the world
Even when elected, I do not get heard
I tried to impose democracy
Many nations laughed at me
The hungry were all fed
The naked were all clothed
Nobody was homeless anymore
I thought this was what
All were hoping for

I imposed a living wage
Then forbade the rich to keep
Everything they wanted to hold
Everyone is now equal
Or so they are told

Last week there was another
Attempt on my life
People are not happier
Than they were before
I imposed a law preventing hatred
This has been a hard one to enforce
Mankind seems unable to even tolerate
Those who avoid them
Those who cause them no harm

There is free healthcare for all
You would think they would be grateful
Some doctors are taking money
Under the table
Everybody has a job
Idle hands only help the devil
Most people are industrious
Undermined by the mischievous

Finally we attempted to breed out
Sociopathic traits in an effort to make
A better human race
However, the rate of mutation
Does not change
For every Mother Theresa that arises
A little Hitler rises again

So my people I speak to you
The new police is now in full view
The Morality police is what they are called
They have no guns
Guns have been outlawed
But they are Indigo children
Bred to be empaths
To stop bad things from happening
Do not think they are totally unarmed
Your very thoughts can bring you down
So now I have secured this world
You cannot think or talk
You will be heard
Taken away, in the night
For re-education to be all right
Sometimes it takes a month
Sometimes it takes a year
Our re-training camps
Are the best
Exercise, fresh air, and honest work
Will bring our citizens around
Quicker than brutality
Finally, I found a way
To impose equality!

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