Murder Hornet Haiku

droning continues
spam maps pams smap masp amps samp
buzz kills my focus
spam maps pams smap masp amps samp
buzz kills my focus

5 .. 4 .. 3 .. 2 .. 1..
* drops anvil on psychognat *
irons out e-pest
* drops anvil on psychognat *
irons out e-pest

can't imagine a
shunned evil pest appearance
~ Thessalonians
shunned evil pest appearance
~ Thessalonians

Coronavirus
Murder Hornets, Godzilla -
what the fuck, Asia ?
Murder Hornets, Godzilla -
what the fuck, Asia ?

eating contest pies
Murder Hornets colonize . . .
but[t] squished between Thais
Murder Hornets colonize . . .
but[t] squished between Thais

no subs, planes, drones, ships
nor tankas can bring down their
Amber Armada !
nor tankas can bring down their
Amber Armada !

last of the humans
I fight pest rebellion
running low on hai---
I fight pest rebellion
running low on hai---

nuclear arms race
atomic super soldiers
each having four hands
atomic super soldiers
each having four hands

Alas poor Bugger
a fellow infinite pest
I knew him, Hornetio
a fellow infinite pest
I knew him, Hornetio

accidentally
bent both of my antennas
while honeycombing hair
bent both of my antennas
while honeycombing hair

prepared to haiku
entire month of May about
the cruelest insect
entire month of May about
the cruelest insect

too soft on China
Biden allowed Murder Hornets
free rein of terror
Biden allowed Murder Hornets
free rein of terror

It's not too early
to blame this on Joe Biden
Trump already said so
to blame this on Joe Biden
Trump already said so
poetOftragedy
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Dangerous Mind


Forum Posts: 80

If cheaters want war
the bees will sting
If the elephants won't bow
They'll feel the heat
If crows want murder
They'll have to face the true buzzers
For bees can still
And sing Victoria for their Queen
Eerie
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Dangerous Mind
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Forum Posts: 891
For the Sake of Being Loud
Some bees do bee things
Sharing seats at the flower
Some are obnoxious
Some bees do bee things
Sharing seats at the flower
Some are obnoxious