Poetry competition CLOSED 24th October 2011 11:04pm
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beautiful_accident
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RUNNERS-UP: hemihead and Gg78

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LET'S SLAM THE FUCK OUT OF EACH OTHER: ROUND 1

poet Anonymous

Sure, why not?  :)

violet
Vi
Dangerous Mind
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Is the challenge over?

If so, what am i 'automatically going through' for? Just confused haha

Anyway, Good luck to J and A!! They are fab and may the best one win
(It's been a fun thread! can somebody slam me? I think i could do with
being ripped to shreds oh go on.. you know you want to..)


Jestalessa
Dangerous Mind
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it's not over juuuust yet... only because we couldn't decide on the winner between Aish and Jamie. after their tie breaker i'll pair Group 1; Group 2 has already been pulled from the hat and paired in my notepad.

Vi, you are definitely going through to the Round 3 thread. have no fear, you will be slammed! (loved yours too. :D) once either Aish or Jamie win this round we'll be able to draw names again... only 4 of you in Group 1 this time. [:

violet
Vi
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I see! .. I should loose points for being thick!
Seriously, it's been a hoot to read the entries
and can't wait to read more (my evil streak is pushing through i think)
Anyhoo, thanks for de-confuddling me Jesta.
I appreciate it Ma'am ;)

CruelHandedWriter
Jamie Rhodes
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Jesus Christ, I think I extinguished my bite right there and then. Not sure if I can go again. I'll let Aish decide, but I say make the judges grow a pair, as supposed to trying to say the same thing in a different way.

poet Anonymous

I think if we do it we should get a few extra days.
Both of my entries were dueled against formidable poets - I feel like I have already done the heavy hitting. (No offense to Violet or Jesta - you're both beautiful poets)

Jamie, maybe we should pub it up and write one big FU together

CruelHandedWriter
Jamie Rhodes
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Righty then, had a little chit chat with Miss Aish. Threw some ideas about. We're both going to sit back and have a decision be made (at least I think that's what we decided). So judges can either keep on reading and analysing the pieces like frogs in a classroom or just keep pulling in independent judge-for-hire types until you find one who doesn't like the cut of someone's jib.

Despite putting my point across in this manner, I'm merely apologising for the fact that neither of us can be arsed to go at it again!

hemihead
hemi
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Well played gents....even the judges are cunts.

Gg78
Tyrant of Words
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Joined 5th Mar 2011
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Let us decide then,,, :)

Jestalessa
Dangerous Mind
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hemihead said:Well played gents....even the judges are cunts.

look here, hem. if you're going to have a go, do it well if you do; i'll even pretend i've got nothing on you.

[:

poet Anonymous

Gg78 said:[quote-45038-AliP][quote-44954-Gg78]Yeah.... I know.... if you repeat.... the same BS... over and over...in the end its your truth... or perhaps just what you believe to be true... Alip said...

Hmm did I upset you in some kind of way?
It's all fare in love and poetry sweetie.. You handed me your truth about me.. And I handed you mine about you.. That's the way things go.. You did a good job.. But you used all my words lol.. You'll get over it one day hopefully.. You may just beat me who knows.. It's all just for kicks right??


Ooooh slow done!
No offence taken at all Gg.
No offence meant either...
Yes its all fair in love & poetry.
Me thinks... I went too far... ooops!
Id marry you... anyway.. you do know that![/quote].  

Haha sorry Sarah asked first that Lap dance excited you I see lol.... [/quote]

Bwaaaah "Lap Dance" hahaha!

My Goodness!
One needs to be erection material to even consider liking a barn dance to a lap dance and even then... its not quite the same thing!

Gg78
Tyrant of Words
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Haha you have no idea alip don't let me iPhone pic fool you sweetie.. I'm not the most beautiful, but honey by no way am I ugly, fat or not erectable.. Lol maybe to an old man like yourself who can't get it up anymore,  but as far as a real man oh yeah you have no idea.... Move on now your tiring me.. U won yeahhhh go you lol ..



AliP said:[quote-45047-Gg78][quote-45038-AliP][quote-44954-Gg78]Yeah.... I know.... if you repeat.... the same BS... over and over...in the end its your truth... or perhaps just what you believe to be true... Alip said...

Hmm did I upset you in some kind of way?
It's all fare in love and poetry sweetie.. You handed me your truth about me.. And I handed you mine about you.. That's the way things go.. You did a good job.. But you used all my words lol.. You'll get over it one day hopefully.. You may just beat me who knows.. It's all just for kicks right??


Ooooh slow done!
No offence taken at all Gg.
No offence meant either...
Yes its all fair in love & poetry.
Me thinks... I went too far... ooops!
Id marry you... anyway.. you do know that![/quote].  

Haha sorry Sarah asked first that Lap dance excited you I see lol.... [/quote]

Bwaaaah "Lap Dance" hahaha!

My Goodness!
One needs to be erection material to even consider liking a barn dance to a lap dance and even then... its not quite the same thing![/quote]

poet Anonymous


That was Fun - Gigi girl Thanks!

See ya!

Gg78
Tyrant of Words
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AliP said:
That was Fun - Gigi girl Thanks!

See ya!


Lol see ya

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