Poetry competition CLOSED 19th October 2013 11:23pm
WINNER
13
13
RUNNER-UP:
case28
the amputees club
Poetry Contest Description
we all get together once a week nobody turns up but this 1 guy who keeps tellin the story of how back in the war he was choppin the broccoli and his hand slipped and now hes only got 1 eye half a leg a severed nerve millimetres from the femoral artery..
write about how you lost a body part. can be tru lyf / conceptual / my gf left me it ripped a hole in my heart and my ass at the same time/.... if your stuck for ideas pm madame lav shes got 1 boob to my 3 (she is welcome to help judge this if she likes ill pm her if this kicks off she gon be popular)
suggestins? keep it short
suggestins? keep it short
anna_grin said:write about how you lost a body part. can be tru lyf / conceptual / my gf left me it ripped a hole in my heart and my ass at the same time/.... if your stuck for ideas pm madame lav shes got 1 boob to my 3 (she is welcome to help judge this if she likes ill pm her if this kicks off she gon be popular)
suggestins? keep it short
Haha!
Yes, I've lost my right boob, all the varicose veins in my legs, uterus and ovaries, so yeah--familiar territory, me losing body parts to surgery.....
Maybe you can give me one of your three, and we'll each have two, though I do very much like my implants... and yes, I'll help you pick a winner, Anna! <3
suggestins? keep it short
Haha!
Yes, I've lost my right boob, all the varicose veins in my legs, uterus and ovaries, so yeah--familiar territory, me losing body parts to surgery..... Maybe you can give me one of your three, and we'll each have two, though I do very much like my implants... and yes, I'll help you pick a winner, Anna! <3
Anonymous
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And the friggin color code and font keys are so screwed I can't create my art of amputated dick with keyboard symbols. RATS
withdrawn.
And the friggin color code and font keys are so screwed I can't create my art of amputated dick with keyboard symbols. RATS
Father Less
He says,
Feed a child a day for just the price of a cup of coffee
I like my fuckin' coffee, can't function without it
Now He's telling me,
For less than the price of a stamp I can give a village clean water
I use email and texts
For less than the cost of a gallon of milk I can buy books for an entire village
I'm lactose intolerant, and my own fuckin' kid can barely read
Least that's what the ex says, like she gives a shit beyond the support check
Take the time to show I care, He says, Where's your compassion?
It got cut out, right around the time you told me
I could have a kid for a handful of beans or by squeezing the tits of a cow
That reminds me
I need a stamp
Gotta mail this check
He says,
Feed a child a day for just the price of a cup of coffee
I like my fuckin' coffee, can't function without it
Now He's telling me,
For less than the price of a stamp I can give a village clean water
I use email and texts
For less than the cost of a gallon of milk I can buy books for an entire village
I'm lactose intolerant, and my own fuckin' kid can barely read
Least that's what the ex says, like she gives a shit beyond the support check
Take the time to show I care, He says, Where's your compassion?
It got cut out, right around the time you told me
I could have a kid for a handful of beans or by squeezing the tits of a cow
That reminds me
I need a stamp
Gotta mail this check
anna_grin said:am i just goin to end up with a bag of dicks here
not that i MIND
personally i took some biz classes in college and they always suggested slingin out of a box not a bag as a much better selling strategy so i shall return with a whole BOX of dicks for you grin.
and you keep hittin home with these comps for me creepy and now the amputee thing. i wish someone else would present these competition concepts not that i care that much but so i might actually get a gold star on my face when i poop.
your obvious animosity towards my continued boring sinister rhetoric is intimidating and intoxicating at the same time and honestly saddening anna. you're breaking my dark lil heart here
with all these things that i identify wit so much. but i;m gonna go ahead and stick my dick right in the mashed potatoes here again after work.
longwinded again my bad. gotta quit doin so much morphine in the morn...
not that i MIND
personally i took some biz classes in college and they always suggested slingin out of a box not a bag as a much better selling strategy so i shall return with a whole BOX of dicks for you grin.
and you keep hittin home with these comps for me creepy and now the amputee thing. i wish someone else would present these competition concepts not that i care that much but so i might actually get a gold star on my face when i poop.
your obvious animosity towards my continued boring sinister rhetoric is intimidating and intoxicating at the same time and honestly saddening anna. you're breaking my dark lil heart here
with all these things that i identify wit so much. but i;m gonna go ahead and stick my dick right in the mashed potatoes here again after work.
longwinded again my bad. gotta quit doin so much morphine in the morn...
johnrot said:[quote-235809-anna_grin]am i just goin to end up with a bag of dicks here
not that i MIND
personally i took some biz classes in college and they always suggested slingin out of a box not a bag as a much better selling strategy so i shall return with a whole BOX of dicks for you grin.
and you keep hittin home with these comps for me creepy and now the amputee thing. i wish someone else would present these competition concepts not that i care that much but so i might actually get a gold star on my face when i poop.
your obvious animosity towards my continued boring sinister rhetoric is intimidating and intoxicating at the same time and honestly saddening anna. you're breaking my dark lil heart here
with all these things that i identify wit so much. but i;m gonna go ahead and stick my dick right in the mashed potatoes here again after work.
longwinded again my bad. gotta quit doin so much morphine in the morn...
[/quote]
this 1 is jus 4 u jr enter it u win no questions asked
heres a gold star
yaayyy 4 u
obvious animosity aw no im super shy
but really
i wanna break your dark lil heart in pieces and burn each 1 and drop the ashes in hydrofloric acid thats how much
not that i MIND
personally i took some biz classes in college and they always suggested slingin out of a box not a bag as a much better selling strategy so i shall return with a whole BOX of dicks for you grin.
and you keep hittin home with these comps for me creepy and now the amputee thing. i wish someone else would present these competition concepts not that i care that much but so i might actually get a gold star on my face when i poop.
your obvious animosity towards my continued boring sinister rhetoric is intimidating and intoxicating at the same time and honestly saddening anna. you're breaking my dark lil heart here
with all these things that i identify wit so much. but i;m gonna go ahead and stick my dick right in the mashed potatoes here again after work.
longwinded again my bad. gotta quit doin so much morphine in the morn...
[/quote]
this 1 is jus 4 u jr enter it u win no questions asked
heres a gold star
yaayyy 4 u
obvious animosity aw no im super shy
but really
i wanna break your dark lil heart in pieces and burn each 1 and drop the ashes in hydrofloric acid thats how much
Anonymous
anna_grin said:[quote-236066-johnrot][quote-235809-anna_grin]am i just goin to end up with a bag of dicks here
not that i MIND
personally i took some biz classes in college and they always suggested slingin out of a box not a bag as a much better selling strategy so i shall return with a whole BOX of dicks for you grin.
and you keep hittin home with these comps for me creepy and now the amputee thing. i wish someone else would present these competition concepts not that i care that much but so i might actually get a gold star on my face when i poop.
your obvious animosity towards my continued boring sinister rhetoric is intimidating and intoxicating at the same time and honestly saddening anna. you're breaking my dark lil heart here
with all these things that i identify wit so much. but i;m gonna go ahead and stick my dick right in the mashed potatoes here again after work.
longwinded again my bad. gotta quit doin so much morphine in the morn...
[/quote]
this 1 is jus 4 u jr enter it u win no questions asked
heres a gold star
yaayyy 4 u
obvious animosity aw no im super shy
but really
i wanna break your dark lil heart in pieces and burn each 1 and drop the ashes in hydrofloric acid thats how much[/quote]
Oh jeeze. I'll just bury my amputated hammie right now. lol.
Annie, why not open a diff comp for Jon only, so he can win a cup of mashed potatoes?
Hope they are not rotten. Call it "kiss my black star comp."
hugs to you both. I will withdraw.
not that i MIND
personally i took some biz classes in college and they always suggested slingin out of a box not a bag as a much better selling strategy so i shall return with a whole BOX of dicks for you grin.
and you keep hittin home with these comps for me creepy and now the amputee thing. i wish someone else would present these competition concepts not that i care that much but so i might actually get a gold star on my face when i poop.
your obvious animosity towards my continued boring sinister rhetoric is intimidating and intoxicating at the same time and honestly saddening anna. you're breaking my dark lil heart here
with all these things that i identify wit so much. but i;m gonna go ahead and stick my dick right in the mashed potatoes here again after work.
longwinded again my bad. gotta quit doin so much morphine in the morn...
[/quote]
this 1 is jus 4 u jr enter it u win no questions asked
heres a gold star
yaayyy 4 u
obvious animosity aw no im super shy
but really
i wanna break your dark lil heart in pieces and burn each 1 and drop the ashes in hydrofloric acid thats how much[/quote]
Oh jeeze. I'll just bury my amputated hammie right now. lol.
Annie, why not open a diff comp for Jon only, so he can win a cup of mashed potatoes?
Hope they are not rotten. Call it "kiss my black star comp." hugs to you both. I will withdraw.
Anonymous
Maybe D Melody can come back an amped dick story. 
Not a big deal for me...
Not a big deal for me...
I have been fire for three weeks
This scalding pain being the main topic of conversation
Owing you an apology for all my grimacing expressions
It's just that you are the only one around with a bucket
and access to a well
I find it insane
That the thick black smoke pluming from my body to your nostrils
has not moved you into action
My writhing form does little to inspire your care
Almost as if you allow me to stay ablaze
For sadistic amusement
Go out and quench the world
Give them your highest priority
I will just let these flames consume me
Then you can draw your own conclusions
When I am gone
This scalding pain being the main topic of conversation
Owing you an apology for all my grimacing expressions
It's just that you are the only one around with a bucket
and access to a well
I find it insane
That the thick black smoke pluming from my body to your nostrils
has not moved you into action
My writhing form does little to inspire your care
Almost as if you allow me to stay ablaze
For sadistic amusement
Go out and quench the world
Give them your highest priority
I will just let these flames consume me
Then you can draw your own conclusions
When I am gone
