Behind Closed Doors - Cameron Vs Clegg

DC - “Clegy do come in
NC - “Yes David
DC -  “Sorry cleggy? I don’t think I heard you?
NC -   “Sorry…master”
DC –    That’s better cleggy,i would hate to lose you
NC - “yes master, sorry master”
DC - I think you protest too much, Anyway I hear you have been a naughty boy”
NC - “Yes prime minister
DC - I mean in the eyes of the public I am to a certain extent a liar, “But at least in not a fucking liar?
“Have we taxed lying?
NC - “No master”
DC - “We should, Get, ken Clarke in here at once
NC   - “Oh no not ken”
DC - I know, I know, he likes to hurt you so!
“It’s because he loves you, as do I my darling cleg, after all we would not be here if it wasn’t for you”
NC - Yes david….I mean master!
DC - “You nearly got a slap?
DC - “Ah ha ken good man, we haven’t taxed lying have we?
KC - “no at the moment it’s free to lie  
DC – Well we can’t let the numpty’s get too big for their shoes, tax it
DC - “Aye sir, for the empire”
NC - “ouch” what that was for?”
KC - “For luck”
NC - “Master, May I use the toilet
DC – Clegg’y, you know as well as anyone we taxed toilets, public or otherwise
NC - Of course master, sometimes I forget”
DC – I know my dear clegy it’s been a long occupation “Now empty my balls”