Necrophilia Is Just Fine and Dandy

Stick with me here. What I want in this comp is for you to take a popular tune (example is the Oompa Loompa song) and put your alternate lyrics there but make it about a famous serial killer (like Dahmer) The catch is that not only is it suppose to be sick and deranged but it must also be funny.

TWO WEEKS

TRY TO DO THE WHOLE SONG
OR ATLEAST A GOOD PART OF IT

NAME THE ORIGINAL SONG

IDENTIFY THE SERIAL KILLER

LET THERE BE GORE AND GIGGLES

for anyone interested and/or curious about the subject matter I'm referring to I will supply a link to an video which will serve as an example


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yeMkIm_Ww7E

here's a written example of what I'm looking for. It was inspired heavily by the Macabre album "Dahmer" and the song linked above.


DELIGHTFULLY DAHMER

Every time his parents left the house
They thought their son was a timid little mouse
Little did they know of his fascination with the dead
Gleeful giggles with the dog’s severed head

Too many times was he left alone
In the creaking house with skeletons and bones
Summer daydreams of the other boys with their shirts off
Fantasies about to become true go pop

What can you do with a dead man’s hand?

Oompa loompa doompadee doo
He’s got another drizzle for you
Oompa loompa doompadah dee
It makes him smile when he plants his seed

He was known for his binge drinking spree
Our little boy picked a hitchhiker with glee
A trip to the house with a promise of good booze
Our little man used a dumbbell to let loose

What can you do with a dead man’s head?

Oompa loompa doompadee dah
Picking up strangers in the gay bars
He would live in necrolust too
Like the Oompa
Oompa loompa doompadee do

The bodies piled underneath his home
A mount of dirty and sticky white bones
And when his grandmother told our little guy to get lost
He found his place and started like a boss

What can you do with a dead man’s dick?

Oompa loompa doompadee doo
He got another hard on for you
Oompa loompa doompadah dee
Took it well when the cops got a lead

Oompa loompa doompadee dah
Take a little trip in police cars
He would take a broomstick soon
In his ass
Oompa loompa doompadee do

Haha! That was great, Switchblade. That's exactly what I'm looking for

Thanks

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Nice, ML

Switchblade that was totallycrazy ... i love it... i gotta enter this one!!
its like Halloween and Necrophilia puts me in the mood!!

PsychicApocalypse said:Switchblade that was totallycrazy ... i love it... i gotta enter this one!!
its like Halloween and Necrophilia puts me in the mood!!

I was hoping you'd show up

Just wanted to try this I Dont think did too Well but gave it a go.

'Nightmare' Avenged Sevenfold
Jack The Ripper



Covered up by shadow
So I can stay unknown
Take you away forever
(Cut to pieces begin to sever)
Looking for the dirtiest girl to find
And God ain't on her side
My knives pain will deliver
(Leave evidence I'm so clever)

Blood is flowing
You can smell it in the air
Cause girls like you have
Such beautiful organs to steal
So stand in line while
Try to catch me alive
You're now my slave
Until I get bored of you
Nothing stops the madness,
Cutting, Slicing, Dicing
Bury my dagger

And now you know
The name of evil
And it hurts to know
That you'll never catch me
Ooh, Jack Brings your nightmare

(While your nightmare comes to life)

Cops wake up in sweat
'Cause they ain't caught me yet
Still slicing up your ladies
(It's just dust your chasing)
In the dark of night
I take more girl life
Dont really need a reason
(To me it's killing season)

You've been lied to
Cause they won't catch my knife
And now they have the nerve
To tell you your save and I won't kill
So you not on the edge
As my knife sinks into you vein
And while I slowly
Take your insides
"Given with the best intentions
Help you with your complications"

And now you know
The name of evil
And it hurts to know
That they won't catch me Yeah
No one to call
The Ripper to fear
Your tragic fate is looking so clear, yeah
Ooh, Jack is your fuckin' nightmare

[M. Shadows laughing]

Fight (fight)
Not to fall (fall)
Not to be alone (lone)
Or you'll end up like the others
Die (die)
Die again (die)
I will take your sin (sin)
Then look for another

Oh

Cut (down)
Feel the slice (Slice)
Feel the bite (bite)
Your pain is what I desire
Lost (lost)
Found on the floor (floor)
Watch you bleed out (out)
Such a predictable screamer

And I know you call for help
Into the night above
And I know it might seem harsh
But tearing you apart is what I Love
But my knives made my choices
Some without appeal
I won't take for granted your bone
And it mine now for the steal

(As your nightmare comes to life)

And now you know
The name of evil
And it hurts to know
That they won't catch me Yeah
No one to call
The Ripper to fear
Your tragic fate is looking so clear, yeah
Ooh, Jack's your fuckin' nightmare

Good one

To the tune of "The Weight" by Robbie Robertson

on Jeffrey Dahmer


The Milwaukee People Eating Monster

He got to Ohio, looking to make a break
a place away from his parents house
so he could be a full blown perv

he said, people can you help me?
I'm looking for a place to start
they all reached out to him
he had that kind of charm

and it started with assault
quickly progressed to rape
suddenly he needed the kill
and to fuck and eat the dead
which he'd preserved

he lost all his money
spent every cent on the drink
got evicted from home
and started living on the beach

went to live with grandma
flashed moms and kids in his spare time
until he found the gay scene and grew tired
of his mannequin

and it started with assault
quickly progressed to rape
suddenly he needed the kill
and to fuck and eat the dead
he'd preserved

he frequented the bathhouses
preferred his guys passed out on pills
got banned for having his way
with a slew of unconscious men
after that he had to rent motels

he'd lure with an invite to visit grandma
and it progressed to extremes
when he got his own apartment
they'd end up dismembered and saved in jars


and it started with assault
quickly progressed to rape
suddenly he needed the kill
and to fuck and eat the dead
he'd preserved

Damn, Miki, you just blew Delightfully Dahmer out of the water

HadesRising said:Damn, Miki, you just blew Delightfully Dahmer out of the water


I dunno if I concur, but thank you

I love the creepiness that the oompa loompa tune adds to yours too, a very good piece.
I remember studying him in Psychology, I had that class before lunch for 4 months..I skipped a lot of lunches then the Dahmer diet, I called it