Popular Poems for and About Husbands

Deep into the night,
there they are,
side by side
on the mattress.
The cat purrs
a miniature thunder.
The husband snores
a coral of immensity.

The sound dispute
is pure beauty.
The feline, master
of the vibrant whisper,
with its "purr-purr"
packs light dreams.
The husband, tenor
from the incessant snoring.
Their symphony
is music to the heavens.

The cat says,
with an air of superiority:
"My snoring is art,
a heavenly sound."
The husband retorts, ...

Ladies and Gentlemen
Jurors of the DUP court
Allow me to paint you a picture
It’s a crime of the heart

(Of the heart, he said?)

Yes, you heard me correctly.
For those of you with delicate dispositions
Or have never heard of some positions
Please allow me to finish this crime of hate

(wait, he said heart, now hate)

I know I am making you wait
It's too long, so here it goes.

She found him in the bed with Gwendolyn
Gwendolyn, in her words, is her best friend
They grew up in a time of...

keening deep within
melodic pain plays quietly
the victim stirs
a casualty of fate

designed to fail in time
the body withers away
and inside I break

there is no reprieve
my delsuions carry me away
my heart can't face the news of today

thoughts darken then grow bright
let strength find me
give me succor in my time of need

I'm in shock and don't know how to cope
carried away on a river of tears
sighing within feelings like I might faint

my husband is my life
I'm no good on my own ...