Popular Poems for and About Husbands

Ladies and Gentlemen
Jurors of the DUP court
Allow me to paint you a picture
It’s a crime of the heart

(Of the heart, he said?)

Yes, you heard me correctly.
For those of you with delicate dispositions
Or have never heard of some positions
Please allow me to finish this crime of hate

(wait, he said heart, now hate)

I know I am making you wait
It's too long, so here it goes.

She found him in the bed with Gwendolyn
Gwendolyn, in her words, is her best friend
They grew up in a time of...