Give God a Rest...

 Prosperity(noun):  
The state of being prosperous  
Advance gain in anything good or desirable    
Successful progress in any business or enterprise  
Attainment of the object desired  
   
To whom it may concern:  
   
As the title states, Give God a rest.  
   
Would you please stop asking God to turn your cable back on.  
Pay your own light bill and you should HAVE money for rent.  
   
He's not going to make your teacher GIVE you a passing grade; study!  
Stop stealing, lying and cheating; you wonder why your luck is bad?  
Karma has nothing to do with god; do bad shit, shitty things happen ... period!  
   
Your not going to get at raise at work because you have the work ethic of a six year old; god can't help that!  
   
The last time I check God, didn't own a football,basketball,baseball or any other team.  
Does he cares who wins ... stop asking for his help!  
   
Stop asking for the winning pick six numbers.  
   
Don't buy cigarettes,weed,wine and or beer all this week and get your car fixed; stop asking god to keep it running till you get your tax return. 
He also can't help you pass that drug test; puff, puff , pass was the only thing on your mind last night.
 
God's not going to make someone love you
Use a condom, god can't help you the morning after; not the way your asking anyway.  
   
Your babies mother wasn't a crazy bitch when you were laying down with her.  
Stop asking god to get her off your back and take care of your child.  
   
Tired of being locked up...stop telling god, "this is the last time".  
We're all tired of hearing that one!  
   
Everything your asking for is well within your control.  
If you want to be prosperous do so however don't waste gods time asking for solutions to problems you've created!    
I've enclosed the definition of prosperity so you'll know that it's not the same as," god help me...".