Father Xmas

And all the Hos knew there
was something quite odd
About this strange
little self professed
servant of god

Every Ho down in Hoville  
liked fucking a lot  
But the Priest who lived  
just north of Hoville did  
not  
The Priest hated fucking’  
(at least with the women)  
He said “I prefer little  
boys for my sinning”.  

Some said he was born  
without any balls
Some said that his drawers  
were two sizes too small  
But whatever the reason  
However it goes  
He stood there  
on Christmas eve  
hating the Hos.  

“When the clocks all strike midnight  
I know just what they’ll do  
They will take off their clothes  
and commence a group screw  
Then they’ll screw and they’ll screw  
till their screwers are sore.  
Then they’ll all take a break  
and start screwing some more".  

And the more the Priest thought
of the Hos and their screwing
the more the priest thought
'they must stop what they're doing'
“I could call the police
drag their asses to jail"
But the Hos have good lawyers
and soon would make bail
"Then they’d all wander home
and resume the Ho fucking
They’d resume the Ho hand jobs
They’d resume the Ho sucking”

Then he threw up his hands  
and said “oh what the Hell!  
If I fancied pussy
I’d be screwing as well”  
So he left all the Hos  
to their sexual ploys  
and he climbed into bed  
with two altar boys.