Double Lobotomy

Oh how we are gonna dance with glee
We're gonna do a double lobotomy
I brought the drill and a shiny new bit
Strap em to the table let's get on with it

Watch out for the spatter and put on your robe
Coz we are goin messin with the frontal lobe
Am cranking up the power, hey they look quite ill
But this will fix em soon it's better than a pill

The whirring of the drill and now the holes are made
Nobody will hear it, don't you be afraid
Now insert the rods and push em in real deep
Then wiggle them about and soon they'll be asleep

Take our time and do it right, no need to rush
From the look upon their faces, yep their brains are mush
And now our job is ended, we can crack a smile
They wont be hurting anyone for quite a while....