The Dream

Did I dream of a slug
Just sat there on the rug
Staring right up at me
Like it wanted some tea
It just sat on the mat
Cuddled up to a cat
That was flicking it's tail
Being watched by a snail
Who was ever so shy
Hiding out from a fly
Who was buzzing around
Making a hell of a sound
Like a mole underground
That a dog had just found
So the dog gave a bark
And was eaten by a shark
Who rode past on a bike
With his brother the pike
They were having a row
With a black and white cow
With a ring through it's nose
And red paint on it's toes
The cow walked with a limp
It had just kicked a chimp
Who came down from the trees
And was covered in fleas
That it caught from the cat
Who was sat on the mat
Still right next to the slug
Drinking tea from a mug
And who gave me a wink
Saying thanks for the drink
And now that i've been fed
You may go back to bed.........