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It's Okay--I'm a Professional...
It's okay--I'm a professional.
I took many classes and
Passed with outstanding grades.
I am always well prepared;
Thus this notebook, filled with
Accurate and detailed notes..
So don't worry, don't fret;
I -know- what I'm doing.
No, this is not a joke.
I take my work very seriously,
Thank you.
The classes I took?
Yes, they were online.
Netflix, to be precise.
CSI has taught me all I
Need to know in order to be
A great, invincible
Serial killer.
You are very special, actually.
You are number 100.
I took many classes and
Passed with outstanding grades.
I am always well prepared;
Thus this notebook, filled with
Accurate and detailed notes..
So don't worry, don't fret;
I -know- what I'm doing.
No, this is not a joke.
I take my work very seriously,
Thank you.
The classes I took?
Yes, they were online.
Netflix, to be precise.
CSI has taught me all I
Need to know in order to be
A great, invincible
Serial killer.
You are very special, actually.
You are number 100.
Published 19th Dec 2012
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19th Dec 2012 4:15am
Ah, missed the category before starting the read - an unexpected gem. Nicely done. If you're interested, you can get your Doctorate via Criminal Minds, just sayin'. I'd love to see the thesis based on such study ;)
19th Dec 2012 4:15pm
