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Pocket Calculator
"Addition" said the teacher:
"Who can tell me the amount
If your left pocket holds nine pounds
And your right has six to count?"
The hands went up; the teacher smiled -
"Yes Mark, what have you got?".
"Someone else's trousers."
Came the answer like a shot.
"Who can tell me the amount
If your left pocket holds nine pounds
And your right has six to count?"
The hands went up; the teacher smiled -
"Yes Mark, what have you got?".
"Someone else's trousers."
Came the answer like a shot.
Published 21st Nov 2012
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21st Nov 2012 6:46pm
21st Nov 2012 6:54pm
Thanks for showing your appreciation - I do like to spread a little happiness where I can, as despite it being free there's not enough of it around. I nevertheless write in many styles, not all of which are joyous - Try my "Fucking Fucked", for example, which was written for a competition on here.
