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"Past Life Recession"
First i was a poet
i died a tragic death
18th century swagger
poetic to my last breath
i lived alone
in a shack with no roof
no warmth or love
with only paper and a quill.
words were my first love
and also my last
in service of the king
i also pulled a cart
dysentery killed me
as did a lonely heart
...and still the bastards taxed me.
my 2nd incarnation
i was a pilot
world war 2 ace
i flew spitfires, and bi-planes.
the enemy would hide in fear
when they saw my face.
a family man
a good man
shot down in flames
i died a hero's death
i died for my family and country
...and still the bastards taxed me.
3rd time lucky,
I'm me once again
i write dodgy poetry
i watch dodgy movies
listen to dodgy music
I read a lot
i work with changing behavior
the abandoned
i keep out of history's way
i try and live a good life
....and still the bastards tax me.
4th go at the wheel
i invented time travel
received the Nobel peace prize
(I gave it back)
ushered in a new era for civilization
saved the earth from itself
and died peacefully in my sleep
age 112 next to three scantly clad women
a bottle of whiskey,
and a box of chocolate pretzels
and what did the bastards do?
yeah you guessed it
they fucking taxed me.
Live or die
through countless reincarnations
the taxman remains eternal
pinching the penny's
the circle of greed remains open.
in death you will never find peace
in death you will still feel the squeeze.
cheers Mr Cameron.
i died a tragic death
18th century swagger
poetic to my last breath
i lived alone
in a shack with no roof
no warmth or love
with only paper and a quill.
words were my first love
and also my last
in service of the king
i also pulled a cart
dysentery killed me
as did a lonely heart
...and still the bastards taxed me.
my 2nd incarnation
i was a pilot
world war 2 ace
i flew spitfires, and bi-planes.
the enemy would hide in fear
when they saw my face.
a family man
a good man
shot down in flames
i died a hero's death
i died for my family and country
...and still the bastards taxed me.
3rd time lucky,
I'm me once again
i write dodgy poetry
i watch dodgy movies
listen to dodgy music
I read a lot
i work with changing behavior
the abandoned
i keep out of history's way
i try and live a good life
....and still the bastards tax me.
4th go at the wheel
i invented time travel
received the Nobel peace prize
(I gave it back)
ushered in a new era for civilization
saved the earth from itself
and died peacefully in my sleep
age 112 next to three scantly clad women
a bottle of whiskey,
and a box of chocolate pretzels
and what did the bastards do?
yeah you guessed it
they fucking taxed me.
Live or die
through countless reincarnations
the taxman remains eternal
pinching the penny's
the circle of greed remains open.
in death you will never find peace
in death you will still feel the squeeze.
cheers Mr Cameron.
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