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Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia - an Acrostic

Hydrometeorologists are studying air's moisture;
Yearning for the dampness, as the Trappists for their cloisture.
Paraskavedekatriaphobia's a fear
Every time the 13th's on a Friday (true, my dear!).
Radappertization's treating food to kill bacteria -
Powerfully ionizing - there, I hope that's clearier?
Oneirogmophobia's a terror of wet dreams -
Likely not the sort that one should talk about, it seems!
Yogibogeybox - and there we have a spiritualist's kit.
Several mediums? does Yogibogeyboxen fit?
Yttriferous - no, it's not a word that's short one vowel
Largely made of Yttrium, revealed the wise old owel.
Lepidopterology's an interest in moths
As the Turin Shroud, it deals with flight, and holey cloths.
Brachydactylous - an individual whose digits
I observe to be short and blunt - especially when he figits.
Cacodemomania's a really strange belief
Spiritually inhabited - but demons lie beneef.
Electrodynamometers give measures of the current
Similarly "News at Ten" - but often more abhurrent.
Quoddamodotative - in the "Spelling Bee" a spanner -
Underpins existence, only in a certain manner.
Iatromathematics - that's a mix of stars and tincture
Pretty much archaic - we'll ignore it at this jincture.
Eellogofusciouhipoppokunurious - good!
Don't use really long words when there's short ones that you should!
An autotonsorialist is one who cuts his own.
LOL - I don't mean dealer - one who fears the barber's throne.
Immunopathology - that's complete disease immunity
As only seen in fullness in the Afterlife community.
Nigroglobulate defines an act of strict exclusion -
Issued by negation from a vote or a collusion.
Siderodromophobia - here's the last one we unpack
That's a fear of locomotives - so come on, keep on track!
Written by driversoft
Published | Edited 21st Nov 2012
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