I WISH CHRISTMAS WOULD NEVER BE

Christmas may come but only once a year
i'd like to get hold of rudoplph and poisen that raindeer
then maybe it wouldnt happen and save me a lot of cash
and withour rudolph maybe give santa whiplash
but knowing that cunt, he would put in a claim
and im sure he would find some poor cunt to blame
cos he'd be a yank and you know what they are like
his names probably not santa, it will be something like Mike
without anyone to pull his slay, he'll get a cold and a cough
one thing as a kid ive always wanted to say " do us a favour Santa & go & fuckoff"