The Square Penis

he loved a girl called Annalies
but in her
he found no release.

geometry overthrew destiny.
"it does not fit", he said
and sadly shook his head.

she pitied him.
"aw hon, don't be so blue
somewhere out there
is a girl perfect for you."

"i do not care" he said.
he stroked her hair.
"hold still" he said.

he whipped out
a reuleaux triangle drill
and while she screamed
and her blood spilled
his square cock throbbed
with a deep thrill.

finally he'd found his
jigsaw piece
in beautiful, perfectly
quadrilateral Annalies