Lies Hurt

You're stupid because
Your eyes see into my soul.
You're weird because
The very thought of you makes me warm.
You're an idiot because
I can't seem to stop liking you.
You're ugly because
I think you are extremely orgasmic.
Your hair is lame because
The little piece in your eyes make me blush.
You're a jerk because
I really admire your ability to make me smile.
You're about to jump off that bridge because
I was stupid enough to lie to you.

To: Daniel A