Political Satire

A family walks onto the stage
Adorned in their Sunday dress
A father, mother, teenage daughter, and a baby boy
With a wooden statue of Jesus in the background
They begin by doing a waltz
(Except for the boy, of course)
A lovely little dance number
At the end, they all stand in a horizontal line
Before the mother and father start making out
Tender at first, then rougher
The father rips the mothers clothes off
While she rips his pants and undies down
Meanwhile, the daughter strips down
And starts rubbing her cunt hard
The father fucks the mother with force
So hard her pussy bleeds all over the stage
Then he takes his blood-stained cock
And uses the lubrication to fuck his daughter in the ass
While the mother goes down on her
The father goes to the baby
And sticks his shit and blood stained dick in his mouth
While the daughter and mother sixty-nine
Right before the father cums, he goes to the Jesus statue
And rubs it out onto His face
As the daughter grabs the baby's dick in her mouth
Bites it off and swallows it
The mother then picks up the baby
And throws it hard against the wall
He splatters like a rotted fruit
Then they all stand in line again
And take a bow for their art
Before the father rips off his shirt
Revealing a suicide bomb strapped to his chest
He pulls a string, blowing his family to bits
Along with the audience and the theater
And that act, my friend
Is called "The Presidential Candidates"

I should have mentioned there was offensive and graphic content here. Oh well.