Dildo Fingers

My fingers are so long and chunky,
Just like those dollar store dildos,
And that is why I have dildo fingers.

I have joints that are bumpy like dildo ridges,
And skin that is rubbery like dildo rubber,
And that is why I have dildo fingers.

When I was young I was in a terrible accident,
When all my fingers were smashed my parents bought me ten dildos,
And that is why I have dildo fingers.

Wait...wtf...I have ten dollar store dildos for fingers.
And that is why I have dildo fingers.