Breakdown of Communication.

'I missed you baby,
Went crazy while you were gone,
Got real sad, did your phone die too?
Did you have a good time baby?
I'm so glad that you're home,
I'll see you Sunday,
I wish I could see you today,
What you doing tonight?
I really missed you'

'Yeah I missed me too.
I missed my bed'

'Oh, ok. I did what you asked,
I downloaded that app,
I put up the pictures,
I cleaned up while you were gone,
I made it all clean.
I got my results too,
I'm going to Uni,
I got my place.'

'Thanks for cleaning up,
The place looks ok'

'Erm, That's ok.
I wrote you a story,
The ones I used to write for you,
The filthy ones.
I put in all the bits you like the most,
I'll show you Sunday,
Maybe we'll dress up?'

'Yeah, it was a really nice drive,
Bit slow, but good.'

'What? I didn't ask about the drive,
I said... Oh never mind.
Glad you're ok.
Still really glad you're home.
I missed you.
See you Sunday.'

'Yeah, Sunday.
Bye.'

He hangs up the phone,
I stare at mine in disbelief,
Best start organising the funeral for us,
Get us a relationship wreath.