just words on paper.

This must be the umpteenth time I put words to paper
With your face in mind and your smile at heart….
Looks like I wont be going home to Mom tonight
Stuck I am in an uncomfortable position on this tree
Waiting for you to come change so I could stare and jerk off.
Yep. I said it… jerk off. What?! Its perfectly natural you know,
When the woman you love is a birthday cake and you hate to share
So you never chase after her in fear of despair…
But you love her still, so you start to collect her hair
And the gums she leaves under the table in the hallway…
Yeah I know….Ewwwww… but trust me, it tastes good when warmed.
You are probably thinking this girl must be to die for huh?!
Well she’s not…..she’s probably a 6 on a scale of one to ten
With acne all over, bad hair, and rocket science glasses to boot…
Don’t judge. I doubt your amazing girl finds you anything near awesome
She’s probably in some corner staring at me and smiling as u show off your abs…
Just waiting for you to get your ugly self out the way so I come say hello…
But I digress! And I think I spoke too much to unimportant you.
For my kind of perfect is about to change, and I…well I forgot the lotion.