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I AM WHO I AM!
I could be a 65 year old dude...
...or an 19 year old college student...
It's the Internet...be careful!
That lovely girl who needs help
paying her phone bill or rent -
she sends you a "not her" nude!
Get out your cash app!
You just got scammed!
Poor little you!
The Nigerian prince is
going to split his inheritance
some time next month, right?
So, you'll be ok! Whew! Just
text your mother's maiden name
and your childhood phone number!
If not...that lottery winner is just
giving away money! Send your
bank details asap, sweetie!
A serial killer has scheduled a date!
A couple of drops in your drink and
you're now in the trunk of their car!
Makes the candy van guy seem ok!
As long as it's sweet tarts or M&Ms!
Can you help me find my lost puppy!
Parts of you found here and there
and in a suitcase 3 states away!
Or maybe they just want your kidneys?
That sweet granny who likes your memes
and has been your FB friend has your address!
HE is climbing in your bedroom window!
If you survive this week - you will not
be entitled to compensation or
an extension of your new car warranty!
Side effects may include shame, identity
theft and the draining of your bank account!
...or an 19 year old college student...
It's the Internet...be careful!
That lovely girl who needs help
paying her phone bill or rent -
she sends you a "not her" nude!
Get out your cash app!
You just got scammed!
Poor little you!
The Nigerian prince is
going to split his inheritance
some time next month, right?
So, you'll be ok! Whew! Just
text your mother's maiden name
and your childhood phone number!
If not...that lottery winner is just
giving away money! Send your
bank details asap, sweetie!
A serial killer has scheduled a date!
A couple of drops in your drink and
you're now in the trunk of their car!
Makes the candy van guy seem ok!
As long as it's sweet tarts or M&Ms!
Can you help me find my lost puppy!
Parts of you found here and there
and in a suitcase 3 states away!
Or maybe they just want your kidneys?
That sweet granny who likes your memes
and has been your FB friend has your address!
HE is climbing in your bedroom window!
If you survive this week - you will not
be entitled to compensation or
an extension of your new car warranty!
Side effects may include shame, identity
theft and the draining of your bank account!
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Today 10:24am
Hello Paula,
You are making some great observations here or summing these up. The internet is not what it is and most likely never will be. In the many years I have chatted I have come across some surprises asking people for a video chat. This what I normally propose if I keep chatting with a person. If they refuse to accept this or state they can not use a video chat, either this OR sound unlike their profile says its most likely a fake profile. However it is I do dare to use a real photo and DID also meet some really nice people whom i have remained in touch with but there are plenty of fake fish in the cyber oceans as per today, a lovely piece!
greetings and blessings
Rianne
