Your Luck Fatboy!

You'll never read this since you died 6 yrs ago...

But do you remember that terrible string of luck you had after I finally got away from you? Do you remember Fatboy?  I know that you hated that your mother called you that - that's why you will forever be
immortalized in my writings as FATBOY. Ha!  You
can't hurt me ever again!!!

You shouldn't have pissed me off! I had nothing to lose. No relationship for over a year after us for you
to fuck up for me. No more kids to have taken away.
You really put me in my place that time. Using my past
against me, Fatboy!

I decide not to kill you. The kids would have never forgiven me and it took almost a year to get them back. I learned other ways to break you.
Fatboy. Fatboy. Fatboy.

I didn't turd your bed. It wasn't "a thing" back then.
Now, it's already been done. I didn't cut off your
puny teacup penis.  Although I might have got off
by using my history that you used against me.  But, frankly, I never wanted to touch it again...if I could have found it.

You didn't see my revenge! People get caught and
arrested for breaking in snd stealing, threatening
and destroying their exes stuff. So dumb. You
thought I was dumb. You played me!  Then I played
you, Fatboy!  Nope.  Nope.  Nope. Not dumb!

I'm mentally, physically, and emotionally damaged and
the doctors recently told me that when you hit me in the forehead with that metal bar It fractured my skull
and gave me a small hematoma.  A brain bleed. I never
got medical attention.  I should have been observed for a couple years but wasn't, Fatboy. I was dizzy off and on for months but I sucked it up.  Now, it's causing
me a bit of brain fog but I'm managing.  

Back to my confession...

Oh look!  Your hot water heater cracked - call the police! Watch them laugh at you. Not a mark on it, Fatboy. You were too stupid to suspect me. What did it cost you?  Hundreds? Not enough!

Oh look!  The circuit breaker popped on your refrigerator three days in a row! You replaced the fridge. You replace the food - that had to be a lot the way you ate. And finally you had to call an electrician!
So much money for what wasn't broken! Click. Click.
Click.  Three days in a row.

Did you know that you can buy mice? You can also breed them.  How long did you have that problem?
You'd think they were gone and suddenly there would be more. They birth every 20 days!  I know.  LOL

The "Summer Of Ants" would have made a great comedy horror movie!  Victim ex puts pancake syrup
in the kitchen walls.  Easily done at the outlet covers.
You sprayed so much Raid that you got sick.  You even sprayed yourself in the eyes, once.  Classic Fatboy!

Shortening is cheap.  Combined with hair conditioner it quickly clogs a tub drain. Did you have fun?  I bet you
sucked off the plumber for a cheap rate!  I hated you!

You should have checked the air in your car tires more often. I let some out and your tires wore quickly. Was it scary that time a bit of bird poop on your windshield smeared so bad (as if it were hand lotion)?  You put on the wipers and you couldn't see from the grease smear.  Somehow there was no wiper fluid.  How fast were you going?

The cop that pulled you over for your broken signal light and missing rear plate never found the drugs and scales under your driver's seat? Not every plot works
out.

Just a tiny bit of water shorted out your beloved TV.
Did the mice chew on the electric cords in your house or was it one pissed chick and her pocket knife?  It was shocking wasn't?

A bottle of juice was a laxative delight!  Your toilet paper was gone. I took it.  The pinhole in the drain under your kitchen sink was just a nuisance. I was hoping for more.

There was illegal porn on your computer. You didn't notice it. I had to re-time and re-date it for a time you
were home but no one discovered it. You would have liked it Fatboy!  I just wish I could have tortured you more.

I had a lot of fun doing that to you. Did you have fun those times I said no? How about the unwanted threesome? No means NO!  Fatboy Tinydick Asshole.

You were my husband.  You cheated with both sexes and even fucked my sister. Maybe even my brother. You put a gun to my head. You KNEW about my upbringing but did horrible stuff to me anyway!

You were no better than them! So, I feel justified for your bad string of luck back then! I'm better than you!
How much weigh have you lost in the last 6 dead yrs?
You will still forever be FATBOY!  You had a heart attack at age 46 because you weighed 600 lbs.