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Penny Problems

      “Penny problems today can add up to big dollar shit
From bills, child support and fuckery because no time soon it will quit,
      “Motherfuckas want their money now-that I won’t have tomorrow
So they need to get off my dick, unless they gonna swallow,

      “And the women I contributed raw nut and got pregnant
Who Olympic ran to the man-now I’m paying for a child like it was rent,
      “On a Zoom call listening to ho’-ass prosecutors and a judge
Understand, the child will get it all, but the bitch gets no mo’ love,

      “Now bullshit can happen any time from friends to family
But if brought my way then they can stay away from me,
      “Get the fuck own and stay out of mine
Because their penny problem asses will only add up to a dime,

      “I don’t entertain or fuck with a holiday
Personally, that’s time for me to get away,
      “Binge watching a Netflix series and answering no calls
Even if a woman wanna come over and give up those draws,  

      “Walking around and Wal-Mart advertising her pussy freely
Leaving the bathroom door open purposely when she squat to pee,
      “Knowing that shit will drive me sexually crazy
Bitch gotta go, because that is how I made the last baby,

      “Then like batman I will be high flying
Because another baby to me is like committing a crime,
      “And my pockets will become the killing joke
That will really cause a motherfucka to smoke,

      “So I choose not only to be a lonely motherfucka
But the only motherfucka up in this motherfucka,
      “And if I need pussy Rosy Palm can be my lover
Because with that bitch I never need a rubber,

      “Afterwards, I’ll wash the undeveloped child down the drain
To become part of the ‘get the fuck outta here gang’
      “It will feel good like the hungry homeless getting treated at Wendy’s
A future problem eliminated that will save me a shit load of pennies”.
Written by CasketSharpe
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