Dis Iz Elmo Fool

      “Carroll, David, Jerry, Frank, Leslie, Erik, Jim are the bitches behind the mask
All you pussy puppet motherfuckas can kiss Elmo’s red ass,
      “Along with those half-retarded germ infested kids
Elmo Da Fool is gonna show you how a motherfucka live,

      “At one time Elmo was the world’s number one beloved toy
Bringing joy to every stanking ass little girl and shit-stained boy,
      “They having a good ole’ time, watch Elmo shake and giggle
Check this out. Now you can watch how Elmo’s bullets wiggle,

    “What Elmo is bringing every day are ass whooping’s and death
How you like the gift of that hole in your chest,
    “Elmo refuse to sit by and be put on the shelf
Funky bitches! I’m the real Santa Clause-not a fucking elf,
      
      “Sesame Street has always been mine
So, Emilio, Bob, Roscoe, Sonia, Alan, Loretta and Will you was on borrowed time,
      “The PBS prostitutes better known as ‘Pussies, Bitches and Suckers
Just like the rest of the Sesame Street character motherfuckas,

      “Big Birds Church’s chicken ass can get plucked
Because Elmo do not give a two-piece special fuck,
      “Fire in the hole, now Oscar’s hearse riding in a trash truck
Listen to the crunchy sound as the compactor begins to crush,

      “Home invasion on Ernie in the bath giving Bert his rubber duckie
Now those yellow cake bitches are marinating in water that’s bloody,
      “The Count, Elmo is hanging on a street light
Until his dead ass is raped by that early morning light,

      “To the Cookie Monster Elmo is gonna show him who is the real beast
As Elmo replace his insides with chocolate chips and leave him dead in the street,
      “Abby Cadabby, Rosita, Gabrielle and crack head Grover
The instant they see Elmo-no talking, because the bitches know its over,

      “Black bandana, gold teeth shining and a glock Elmo will be holding
Dead in that ass Elmo will be unloading,
      “So motherfuckas better run away-run away
Especially, when Elmo Da Fool come out to play”.