Yonder Castle

I learnt yesterday that my family is from dat der Scotland, I also learnt there's a castle still standing thur, and our name still occupies the land.      
Say, Issa just a wondern if I could get an invite to dat der castle, I just wanna play pretend for a bit. 😂      
Let me sing from a yonder winder and frolic in the courtinyard.      
Let me sneak to the dungeon and release the folk that just wanted em some cornbread.    
Let me hear da hooves a clipper cloppin up dat der cobble stone driveways.      
Youins just invite me to stay one night now, come on!      
I'll never bother you again...      
On my honor as a redneck Cousin 😉😜