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Flavour Obsessed

I couldn’t
determine
whether
it was

Chunky NY Cheesecake
Chocolate
Indulgent Italian Rocher
Green Apple
Salted Macadamia & Dulce de Leche
Megatron’s Mega Cookie Explosion
Banoffee
Lemon
Cookie Crumble made with KitKat
Gianduia Cremino
Choc Honeycomb
Matcha
Choc Caramel Fudge made with Lindt
Salted Caramel Tiramisu
Mango
Wicked Double Choc Brownie
Caramel Mudcake
Choc Mint
Hazelnut
Boysenberry
Cookies & Cream
Espresso
Pistachio
Choc Honeycomb
Vanilla Bean
Raspberry
Choc Malt

OMG
I’m so
indecisive
so I think
I’ll work
my way
through
each
flavour

Sometimes
Sundays
are made
for
ice cream
in bed
nom nom.