Fractured Fairy Tails

mother Hubbard in a tizzy
in dire need of a quickie
searched for fresh AA’s
opening the pantry door
seeing the empty package on the floor
said, damn no vibrator today

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little Tommy Tucker
had his tutor trapped in a corner
her panties down to the floor
about to stick in his thumb
she sighed, damn you’re dumb
at least your dad knows what his dick is for