Make it worth your while, cause you'll be winding up in jail

When Ron Chee's father asked him to turn off the two radio's and television set he was listening to simultaneously, Ron beat him over the head with a baseball bat. Racked with guilt over the terrible thing he had done, Ron decided to kill himself. First though, he went bowling. He didn't bowl to well.
Then with the money he stole from dad's wallet, he took himself to a 5 star restaurant. From there he went to visit his grandmother (his father's mother). He told his grandmother that dad is in a much happier place. She tried calling the police when he revealed he killed her son. That didn't happen. Ron took a marble nick-knack that was on the counter and smashed her in the head about 10 times. He came back home and tried slashing his wrists. When that didn't work, he got into his father's jeep and deliberately crashed it. This caused him to have minor injuries. Someone called the police on him and he was arrested.