The Wicked Man of Pussy XI (Counterfeit Coochie)

       “For those money hungry women it must be creaming season
Because every day they’re gold-digging ass is crackhead fiendin,
      “Always wanting hair, makeup, jewelry and new clothes
Get some groceries bitch and cook that child a meal on the stove,

      “Instead of McDonald’s, peanuts and cotton candy Oreos
That is why I treat a lady like a lady and disrespect hoes,
      “I will look a gold-digging ho’ dead in her face and motherfuckin lie
Slot machine her pussy without mercy until the bitch starts to cry,

      “Fuck their emotions because what I will do-I have no fucking shame
But one thing guaranteed is her wiping that pussy in this fuck game,  
      “Every time I will invade their prized possession with my lethal weapon
Then after the nut a motherfucka is steppin,  

      “But those bitches saying money can’t buy them I have one goal
To see how much they are willing to sell their soul,
      “Ten, twenty maybe even one-hundred
With the right amount they will eventually lay their ho’-ass down in the bed,

      “Regardless, if it’s a wife, girlfriend or his boo
That money will make them do what it do,
      “Don’t get me wrong some stand on principle like a stone statue
Those are the real ones that are straight up true,

      “I had one tell me if I want that pussy I have to get up off that cash
And that it would cost me extra if I wanna get up in her ass,
      “Throwing hundreds on the floor-I showed her money wasn’t shit
But what the cash register bitch didn’t know that the shit was counterfeit,

      “Every sinful way possible she gave me unlimited loving
By early morning I left her musty and cum dripping moaning,
      “When finally realizing her funds were fake she was mad as hell
Immediately she called my fake number only to receive the emoji LOL,  

      “Another sucked and swallowed while I fingered pussy under her skirt
When finished she had to hurry and leave, because it was time for confession in church,
      “A hundred in counterfeit bills I gave her, telling the preacher’s wife not to be late
Along with a little extra for her to put in the collection plate”.