Wastin'a'day'away (Parody of "Margaritaville" by Jimmy Buffett)

Puffin' on Blue Dream
Jif on Sunbeam
All of this parchment, covered in oil
Scrapin' my keef screen, you know what I mean
Just smell those plants
A'growin' in that soil...  
 
Wastin'a'day'away with Mary Jane again...
Searchin' for my lost.....train of thought...
Some people claim that my old friends are to blame
But I know; It's nobody's fault...  
 
I don't know the reason
She flowered all season
Didn't bud much but it's sticky as glue
Yeah, it's a real beauty
A quality QP
If you would like I'll do twenty for two...  
 
Wastin'a'day'away with Mary Jane again...
Searchin' for my lost.....train of thought...
Some people claim that there's a woman to blame
Now I think; shit, it might be my fault...  
 
[Musical Interlude]  
 
Played shape for a bank shot
Got to the perfect spot
I missed the 8-ball, it was a long trip back home
But there's herbs in the grinder
And soon I will find her
That lovely Señora that helps me hang on...  
 
Hang on!  
 
Wastin'a'day'away with Mary Jane again...
Searchin' for my lost.....train of thought...
Some people claim that Vlad Putin's to blame
But we know, it's Joe Biden's fault.
Yes and, some folks claim that ole' whitey's to blame
But they know, it's their own damn fault!