a pair of classics

Oh my gawd….
What? she said
your nipples! So hard
so cherry red
his voice quivering
across the canyon expanse
of the sleep number divide
he inched closer, a measured advance
elbow momentarily lodged
a tuck and roll maneuver
effortlessly performed
landed him snug up to her
she nonchalantly asked
while giving her lefty a finger swirl
you’re very acquainted with them
why today do they captivate your world
he explained, it’s a memory
resurfaced from who knows where
but flooding back
soon as receding sheets revealed your pair
a statement by John Cameron Swayze…
she interrupted, you mean Patrick Swayze
no, I’ll explain if you’ll allow
cupped, adjusted she listened patiently
he continued, torture trials were marched out
and before disbelieving eyes
every one was passed in flying colors
and following every successful try
his catch phrase uttered sternly
our curiosity firmly smitten
with microphone in hand,
“it takes a licking and keeps on ticking!”
oh! She exclaimed in sudden realization
now it all makes sense to me
why you named my nipples
timex-A and timex-B