You Got Porn

My cock aint your Green Acres      
your BS doesn't rock my soul        
get a life and chrome-plated bedpan        
you narcissistic toad in the hole      
     
eating chicken basket, life sucks      
get your hand off my jawbones        
they ain't your fuckin' Foghorn Leghorn      
eat shit and die you sum bitch      
     
life is what it is    
but your brain is a sieve        
from dusk to dawn      
you get by on your jive      
 
but there is more truth in porn    
than your lying ass eyes  
I would rather break bread with Ouija  
listening to the other side  
     
ain't that a friggin' shame      
no more Sears and Roebucks      
but who gives a shit      
as long as you have porn