Exasperated Chow Mein

He liked the chew,of many ting tings.  
Bling,bling,fake diamond ring,she's offering him.  
"Do I look like balloo to you?" He asks his girlfriend.  
She laughs at him,again and again.  
   
Btw,she is 16 and he is 77.  
A 61 year difference. But who actually cares,  
one last fling,in the kitchen,they're cooking up a    
Special  Stir Fried Rice,with the most delicious    
Chow Mein. Exasperated,moan and groan,slip and slide in, Chow Mein.  
   
Not wanting to be held down,he immediately tells his girl;,  
"No! No babe. I just can't,I just can't,marry you.  
I'm to old,and you're too dumb."
   
But the truth is,she's to cheap to offer him a real diamond,  
bling,bling,diamond ring.  
   
(I thought she loved me.No sex for her tonight. He thinks.)  
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
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