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Christmas Haikus / Nadolig Cerddi
Hark! The Double-Barrelled Angel Sang
Tinsel tears forest
Lumber heart felled her small tree,
Baubles glitter death.
Stealing Santa
Santa stole from kids
Pocket monies in grotto
Choked on snow ball, fired
Die Hard - The Imperfect Xmas Murder
Faulty fairy lights
Drunk wife, wet hands, lured to shock -
He never saw held baby.
Homeless Gift
Wrapped in sleeping bag
Cold turkey on pavement plate,
It’s a wonderful……
The King’s Speech (Beside Framed Photograph of the First Wife)
Single bell jingle
No Queen’s Speech on Christmas day,
Will the King be wise?
Tinsel tears forest
Lumber heart felled her small tree,
Baubles glitter death.
Stealing Santa
Santa stole from kids
Pocket monies in grotto
Choked on snow ball, fired
Die Hard - The Imperfect Xmas Murder
Faulty fairy lights
Drunk wife, wet hands, lured to shock -
He never saw held baby.
Homeless Gift
Wrapped in sleeping bag
Cold turkey on pavement plate,
It’s a wonderful……
The King’s Speech (Beside Framed Photograph of the First Wife)
Single bell jingle
No Queen’s Speech on Christmas day,
Will the King be wise?
Published 30th Sep 2022
Author's Note
ERULGCT 178. Aware it is still only September, but already swamped with Xmas TV adverts & stuff in shops. So if you can't beat them, either beat them to a pulp...or join them.
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30th Sep 2022 10:46pm
These are an amusing early Christmas treat. Unlike the music and goods in the shops, I’m happy to see them out in September!
30th Sep 2022 10:46pm
These are an amusing early Christmas treat. Unlike the music and goods in the shops, I’m happy to see them out in September!
