A Convenient Truth

When Wonder Woman and Doctor Midnight
Wandered together after sundown,
He took advantage of his midnight sight
And spied her anatomical renown.
Name sake wise she began to wonder
About the intentions of that cryptic chap
Like if he was some romantic blunder
Whose midnight ways might leave her the clap.
So naturally she used her magic rope,
Wherewith veracity was blurt nonplussed,
Which made it plain he was a lovesick dope
Whose medical history she could trust!
Then, she flew that dopey noctambulist
For an invisible mile high tryst!